Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A lot leary of giving out much info here. So maybe that is the
first thing, I am paranoid... the bats, the bats! Alright I'm back,
I am a motivated person that has a plan. But, I also realize I
could be the next statistic, so I know to make time for the silly
things life has to offer. I am attracted to confident, silly,
voluptuous, spontanious women. But I hear from my closest friends
that they can't exactly peg "my type".
I am determined, blunt, and a little shady
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved to the Chattanoogo area from St. Louis. I have been
concentrating on getting a business up and running. I haven't been
out and about much because of that reason.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, designing and building things, discreetly taking over the
world, and also kitty lickin'.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Anything by Steven King and Dean Koonz.
Movies- Tombstone, Goodfellas, Casino, Heat, Homegrown, Grandma's
Boy, Don't Be a Menace While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood,
Silent Hill, The Hills Have Eyes, anything from the Cohen brothers,
the list goes on and on.
Food- Yeah, I like it a lot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A ski-mask, duct tape, a chain saw, a cattle prod, a spatula, and
some conditioner. No, I'd rather go with finger paint, hi-liters, a
black light, good porn, a bottle of rum and a case of pepsi! Or how
about a shoe horn, some stirrups, an old german war helmet, a pan
of cooked mac n cheese and one of those duck bill lookin' things
I've seen in some doctors' offices. This is too much fun! Lets go
try and buy these things from Target on our first date.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking? Uh, that's all over-rated and stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out for dinner and drinks, then back to my house for a
bonfire or over to a friend's house to party with a new dvd in and
old hip hop on the turntables. (Phil-The-Nuts thinks he can mix
records, but if you ask me, he can't mix kool-aid!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I see dead people.... and some of them freaks are hot!
You should message me if
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special feeling inside, you are a fan of the dark carnival (ICP),
and you like to enjoy all that has been put on this earth for us.
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