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30 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:33pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like things simple. Im kind and funny and I shouldn't mention the negative things on a profile to promote my compatibility. I enjoy conversation, bad movies just as much as good ones, watching sports, other things. I am on this site to meet an intelligent woman that would be fun to hang out with. Maybe if I do I will kiss her on the mouth with my mouth. Maybe I will just keep asking her to hang out because it is fun. I love hypotheticals.
Philosophical things. Artsy things. Being a loud and sassy Puerto Rican.

Raised in an economic class that didn't promote wanderlust as a viable personality trait.
I like hanging out but i hate playing games (not gonna lie, I just looked up magic the gathering cause some guy found a $30,000 card but then I found out the deck he bought cost 3,000 and he might have gotten nothing out of it so my point is fuck games.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making people I know laugh, crafting a pretty representative internet version of myself for women to review. Working on my car, next step: Shark teeth.
Also I've set up a 2014 checklist:
Stay awesome.
Work on more theater.
Find someone worth your awesome to share awesomeness.
Make a rap mixtape dissing other rappers.
Make a rap mixtape apologizing and explaining that the other mixtape is just a part of the business and that they are swell people maybe.
Stay polite.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing. Doodling. Things and stuffing.

Not getting in trouble for saying horribly inappropriate things. and stuff.

Putting my foot in my mouth. (you would think I had a fetish for it)

I don't.

Putting my face on a woman's face and connecting at the mouth for an enjoyable interaction and exchange.

Im good at getting looked at. By people with sight. When I speak to them. Don't knock it. Cell phones hate real life socialization.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The self summary section of my OkCupid account. If they can see, my expressive face. If they can hear, my wonderfully smooth voice. If they see my car, my awesome Puerto Rican flag with little yellow fringy things hanging from my windshield. If they can smell, pure manliness.

But basically my titties
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Enders Game, The Princess Bride, Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Dr. Suess, David Sedaris, This is How You Lose Her

The Room. Up. Die Hard (any late 80's early 90's action movie). Zombies. As for the teeveez, The Wire. Arrested Development. Squidbillies. Metalocalypse. Children's Hospital. Bobs Burgers. Archer. The Wire. Coen Brothers.

Hippity Hop (Wu, Tribe, Handsom boy, Shadow, Slum not Swag). Jazz (Miles, not smooth). House (Cajmere). Disco (beegee). Dubstep (Benga). Blues (muddy). Reggae and Dub (max romeo and mad professor). Dancehall (fire fie de man dem no wan it). Salsa (Blades). Old Bachata (Guerra). Classical (Mozart not Motown but I do love motown). Funk (Odyssey "inside out" is tops!). Afrobeat (Of course Fela). R&B (Keith "makes me" Sweat). R without B but not B without R. Country (mostly Mr. Coe.)
Here is a link to an album some of my friends and I made a while ago, I still enjoy the shit out of it

Food- I would be lying if I didn't include everything. I love food. And rum.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughs. (at things, not with them)
Sounds. (all except my farts, its like hearing the whistle of a bomb)
Beer (like... good beer)
Potty humor (Number 1 and 2!)
A writing utensil.
Dreams. (now crushed to a fine powder I can snort)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Getting in shape. I'm into abstract shapes.

The amount of abstractness you enjoy in your love of abstract art.

This is a fluid question. All of these are! How dare they make me define myself and then have to edit every time I realize I want to adjust how awkward people know I am!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking (root)beer and talking (gift) shop(s) with (facebook)friends.
Substituting (ginger)beer with good(n'plenty) rum in hopes I can soon have more beer with out the (jelly)belly.
Watching my DVR'd "Children's Hospital" (LIES! I no longer own a DVR. Pish posh!)
at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I start every message I send with "Hey girl, whats up with them titties?" Or "Hi lady-woman, I was wondering if there was any sort of activity that could include your honkers and I?" and I just recently added "Excuse me miss, can I make some use of those mammaries there attached to you?"

I'm not a fan of public affection but don't mind getting publicly affected on now and then.
You should message me if
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You want to go have some food or drink and discuss things.
You want to have chats.
You have things you are giving away for free that you think I would like. Just sayin'

You know the difference between your, you're and Yor's World.