Lets clear this up right away, I am from Chicago. Take what you will from that, also I am not sure why I needed to address it immediately or what I was clearing up as there was no real confusion prior to you reaching my profile. I enjoy laughing. I do not apologize for anything silly. I like to play and watch sports. I am an artist by trade and passion. I like to play and watch life (so deep). I enjoy music in all shapes sizes and forms. I enjoy relaxation and going to events that are real (does not include movie theaters although I love movies)
I am not in to style Per se, but I do enjoy someone who can rock well, and while I have no tattoos or piercings I think that each person can express themselves as they feel necessary.
Butt fuck a beard, they are bitches and wont cum on my face!
I really want to tell you how cute your friend in the picture is but I think it might ruin what we already got going.
UPDATE
and as I don't feel like replacing anything I wrote previously because that would mean thinking of a new way to make you think I am interenting enough to let a dialogue begin. So I currently am sporting the facial hairiest facial hair I can grow and im pretty happy with it. Also other things that make you think im sweet and kind, SPOILER ALERT, I am.

I work for people who write music for people who make movies.

Laughing. Doodling. Things and stuffing.

Not getting in trouble for saying horribly inappropriate things. and stuff.

Putting my foot in my mouth. (you would think I had a fetish for it)

I don't.

Of late im really good at getting that fright look from people who have seen my profile when they realize we are at the same bar.

Im good at getting looked at. By people with sight. When I speak to them. Don't knock it. Cell phones hate real life socialization.

The self summary section of my OkCupid account. If they can see, my expressive face. If they can hear, my wonderfully smooth voice. If they see my car, my awesome Puerto Rican flag with little yellow fringy things hanging from my windshield. If they can smell, pure manliness.

Enders Game, The Princess Bride, Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Dr. Suess, David Sedaris

The Room. Up. Die Hard (any late 80's early 90's action movie). Zombies. As for the teeveez, The Wire. Arrested Development. Squidbillies. Metalocalypse. Children's Hospital. Bobs Burgers. Archer. The Wire. Coen Brothers.

Hippity Hop (Wu, Tribe, Handsom boy, Shadow, Slum not Swag). Jazz (Miles, not smooth). House (Cajmere). Disco (beegee). Dubstep (Benga). Blues (muddy). Reggae and Dub (max romeo and mad professor). Dancehall (fire fie de man dem no wan it). Salsa (Blades). Old Bachata (Guerra). Classical (Mozart not Motown but I do love motown). Funk (Odyssey "inside out" is tops!). Afrobeat (Of course Fela). R&B (Keith "makes me" Sweat). R without B but not B without R. Country (mostly Mr. Coe.)
Here is a link to an album some of my friends and I made a while ago, I still enjoy the shit out of it
http://soundcloud.com/pwf/all-girls-wanna-bonus

Food- I would be lying if I didn't include everything. I love food. And rum.

Laughs. (at things, not with them)
Sounds. (all except my farts, its like hearing the whistle of a bomb)
Beer (like... good beer)
Potty humor (Number 1 and 2!)
A writing utensil.
Dreams. (now crushed to a fine powder I can snort)

Messaging you to ask about your cute friend making silly faces with you.

Why some people have to make it so annoyingly apparent that the "norm" doesn't apply to them.
Yes. I agree with myself.
I just read this after a while and it still applies. You're quirky and thats awesome, let it be. That reminds me of a song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwSN_hk7AGM

Whose profile you are visiting after mine, Is he more adventurous? If he is im pretty sure its a lie because I loved playing Adventure Island.

Getting in shape.

Drinking (root)beer and talking (gift) shop(s) with (facebook)friends.
Substituting (ginger)beer with good(n'plenty) rum in hopes I can soon have more beer with out the (jelly)belly.
Watching my DVR'd "Children's Hospital" (LIES! I no longer own a DVR. Pish posh!)
ALL THE ABOVE NO LONGER APPLIES
at work.

I start every message I send with "Hey girl, whats up with them titties?" when I now want to start every message with "Hi lady-woman, I was wondering if there was any sort of current activities that could include your titties and I?"

You enjoy a thing I enjoy. Or things. The more the betterrer.
You want to sit in the yard and talk about nonsense as we take in the beauty of the day.
You want to write words that I will read and respond to accordingly.
You are not offended by juke music including any dookie booty mixes.
You can understand that I have no qualms about anything I say
Honestly, write me something, I would like to see how easy it is for you to start a conversation online. Sheeeeeeeeeeeit.
Also I spend a lot of my free time doing some awesome shit like making fires at state parks and drinking good beers with great peeps so don't be afraid to just join in... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7zsG3XFUd8