Hi, my name is Kujubar! Could you borrow me a dollar?
My hobbies include walking, baking cupcakes, sitting patiently on
the toilet, cutting the grass, and going to the bank.
Mother says I'm not to drink coffee. Or watch Pokemon.
Why does my semen taste like nacho cheese?
I have two canaries, Xanadu and Cicero!
Would you like to play Lite-Brite with me?
What I’m doing with my life
I work at the soup kitchen! It's nice because it's close and I
don't have to drive. I get nervous on the highway.
I’m really good at
Playing with my tinker.
The first things people usually notice about me
One of my legs is longer than the other.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
George Gershwin, Tina Turner, Cannibal Holocaust, the bible, baked
beans, Soupy Sales, grilled cheese sandwiches, Fivel Goes West,
Captain Kangaroo, Sonny Boner, pancakes, Masters of the Universe,
Beyoncé, Family Matters, Mister Rogers Neighborhood,
The six things I could never do without
Silly songs, aspirin, orthopedic shoes, Kleenex, house keys,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All the bad things I've done.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing uno with mother.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I peed in the ocean once, but they didn't catch me.
I also really like the taste of dog biscuits.
You should message me if
Let's meet at Applebees!