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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 6
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Working on Space camp
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, my name is Kujubar! Could you borrow me a dollar?
My hobbies include walking, baking cupcakes, sitting patiently on the toilet, cutting the grass, and going to the bank.
Mother says I'm not to drink coffee. Or watch Pokemon.
Why does my semen taste like nacho cheese?
I have two canaries, Xanadu and Cicero!
Would you like to play Lite-Brite with me?
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at the soup kitchen! It's nice because it's close and I don't have to drive. I get nervous on the highway.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing with my tinker.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One of my legs is longer than the other.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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George Gershwin, Tina Turner, Cannibal Holocaust, the bible, baked beans, Soupy Sales, grilled cheese sandwiches, Fivel Goes West, Captain Kangaroo, Sonny Boner, pancakes, Masters of the Universe, Beyoncé, Family Matters, Mister Rogers Neighborhood,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Silly songs, aspirin, orthopedic shoes, Kleenex, house keys, Mother's portrait.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the bad things I've done.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing uno with mother.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I peed in the ocean once, but they didn't catch me.
I also really like the taste of dog biscuits.
You should message me if
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Let's meet at Applebees!