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Thefool2113

30 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's try that again... (Draft 3)

Ok, if you have something like, "I don't like writing these things," or, "I don't know what to write," or any number of lame cop-out intros, get over yourself, you're on here, so write something.

ANYWAYS...!

The hardest part of any essay is the intro. I feel that that sums up my personality pretty well, I find it difficult to make the decision to get started, but once I do, it's easy sailing from there!

Can't decide where to go to dinner? Neither can I. I like too many restaurants to make an easy decision!

Don't know where to go when you're out of town/on vacation? Me either. Ask a local!

I just moved to a different part of the city and couldn't be more excited about it! Mostly because my commute has gone from an hour and a half to five minutes!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sometimes I practice my guitar for four hours a day, just because.

I do not own a Polo shirt because ew!

I am contradictory.

I have one piece of art... but it's super cool!

Making acoustic versions of metal songs. Somebody find me a 7-string acoustic!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Guitar
-eating small portions
-staying fit
-sarcasm
-talking to people
-being a little too honest
-pretending like I'm listening
-buying things on Amazon
-mixing in fake "facts" with actual facts
-taking vitamins
-remembering the lines in Zoolander, apparently!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
From what I've heard, the first thing people notice about me is my teeth/smile.

I don't know, you tell me!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ah, my favorites...

Books: The first three books of the Ender series. The Sword of Truth Novels by Terry Goodkind. Most Stephen King novels, particularly the Dark Tower series. Basically, I like series because I like to have something to look forward to! I have recently decided that I need to read more... and not just sci-fi/fantasy. So, help me out! Suggest something!

TV: Psych, American Dad, Mad Men, Eureka was fun (but the science was, shall we say, bad?) Archer, The X-files, Family Guy, Wilfred.... lot's of shows, really.

Movies: Comedy and Horror are the genre that I particularly enjoy, especially when they're combined. Shaun of the Dead is a good example, as is Birdemic because I think it is empirically the worst movie ever thrust upon the unsuspecting masses of Netflix!

Music: This is where I'm supposed to put all those indy bands you've never heard of... well fuck that, I like rock. Incubus, Foo Fighters, Tool, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Dear Hunter, Coheed and Cambria, Periphery, TesseracT, Elton John, Billy Joel, Skyharbor, The Beatles, Paul McCartney, Further Seems Forever, Ozzy, Phil Keaggy, Boston, Eric Johnson, AFI, Foreigner, Steve Vai... and so on.

Food: All
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chapstick
Water (and lots of it!)
A guitar
Pasta
Comfortable shoes
My Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-I get songs stuck in my head and think about how to play them... then I play them (or learn how to) when I have time.
-What my next step should be.
-Why don't I have a tie that goes with this shirt?
-I need some shoes that are more casual... and aren't all black.
-You'd think the world would have had enough of silly love songs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday nights im getting home from work late and going to sleep for work the next day, but Saturdays are spent either out with some friends or home playing guitar because sometimes it's nice to stay in! Though i don't really have a "typical" thing I do on any specific evening, that would be too predictable!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate to dance. I feel totally awkward and become very self-conscious... It's not a good look for me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't offended by sarcasm.

If you can play this, then we need to talk...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fayAl0FOye8

If you're ambitious, enthusiastic and hard working.