Ok, if you have something like, "I don't like writing these things," or, "I don't know what to write," or any number of lame cop-out intros, get over yourself, you're on here, so write something.
The hardest part of any essay is the intro. I feel that that sums up my personality pretty well, I find it difficult to make the decision to get started, but once I do, it's easy sailing from there!
Can't decide where to go to dinner? Neither can I. I like too many restaurants to make an easy decision!
Don't know where to go when you're out of town/on vacation? Me either. Ask a local!
I just moved to a different part of the city and couldn't be more excited about it! Mostly because my commute has gone from an hour and a half to five minutes!
I do not own a Polo shirt because ew!
I am contradictory.
I have one piece of art... but it's super cool!
Making acoustic versions of metal songs. Somebody find me a 7-string acoustic!
-talking to people
-being a little too honest
-pretending like I'm listening
-buying things on Amazon
-mixing in fake "facts" with facts
-remembering the lines in Zoolander, apparently!
I don't know, you tell me!
Books: The first three books of the Ender series. The Sword of Truth Novels by Terry Goodkind. Most Stephen King novels, particularly the Dark Tower series. Basically, I like series because I like to have something to look forward to! I have recently decided that I need to read more... and not just sci-fi/fantasy. So, help me out! Suggest something!
TV: Psych, American Dad, Mad Men, Eureka was fun (but the science was, shall we say, bad?) Archer, The X-files, Family Guy, Wilfred.... lot's of shows, really.
Movies: Comedy and Horror are the genre that I particularly enjoy, especially when they're combined. Shaun of the Dead is a good example, as is Birdemic because I think it is empirically the worst movie ever thrust upon the unsuspecting masses of Netflix!
Music: I like rock, but appreciate a lot of different types of music as well. I'm particularly into nationalistic music of the Romantic period (I felt like a douche saying that, I'm sorry) think, Smetana Ma Vlast. Incubus, Foo Fighters, Tool, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Dear Hunter, Coheed and Cambria, Periphery, TesseracT, Monuments, Elton John, Billy Joel, The Beatles, Paul McCartney, Further Seems Forever, Phil Keaggy, Boston, Eric Johnson, AFI, Foreigner... and so on.
Water (and lots of it!)
-What my next step should be.
-Why don't I have a tie that goes with this shirt?
-I need some shoes that are more casual... and aren't all black.
-You'd think the world would have had enough of silly love songs.
If you can play this, then we need to talk...
If you're ambitious, enthusiastic and hard working.