1. I, and this might come as a surprise, really make that tiny inner tube work for me. You know it, I know it, and now, thanks to the magic of advanced time freezing tech known as cameras, the internet knows it. Tiny inner tube picture not found... This makes me somewhat annoyed.
2. If you and a freshly minted package of bacon were hanging off a cliff and I could only save one of you, I would choose... You, then the bacon, because that's a horrible question to ask. Human life and bacon should be on equal terms.
3. I am a perfect gentleman. I am patient, loyal, kind, living, funny, and a few other things. I've been through the ringer a few times, so if I seem a little cautious, that's why. Enough of such sad trivialities! there is merriment to be made! and I have plenty of Merry, but no mint. I don't like mint for some reason, weird. Any who, I am looking for a relationship, but I realize that just doesn't happen in a few lines of chat.
I am perfectly willing to cook dinner or make a lunch, and meet you at a park, or where ever you want to meet up!
If you chose me as your starter Pokemon, I would fight for you tooth and nail, and help you to become a Pokemon Master.
If you were my princess in the Mushroom Kingdom, I would jump on as many fanged mushrooms, turtles (red, blue, winged, skeleton), jump over as many man eating plants, and go to as many castles as I could, till I found you.
May I be the Link to your Zelda?
Your move, single women of the world, your move.