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46 M Van Nuys, CA

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Last Online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi. I'm smart, funny, entertaining, serious, enterprising, unique, worldly, artistic, focused, musical, well-read, left-handed, native New Yorker stranded in LA. Whew. I'm looking for what you're looking for - a smart, fun, good looking person to hang out with. (This used to say partner in crime but that expression is waay overused here and I'm not committing any crimes. Unless you have a super heist for one big last score, I'm listening).

Look, I'm not trying to cheat on this thing - I can talk and tell you every tiny detail about my life, but where's the fun in that? If you think you might like me - write me and we'll see what happens. Simple. Lets make this fun.
I’m really good at
Looking super busy, motivating people, helping people, throwing / catching, practicing my guitar, backgammon, karaoke, BBQing and Jeopardy!

Lots of other stuff - ask.
The first things people usually notice about me
My face? My positivity? My sarcasm?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Brave New World, Lamb, anything Vonnegut or Irving or Stephen king or Explorer bios

Brazil, Woody Allen, Tarentino, Kubrick, Spielberg, Wes Anderson, Scorsese ..more later

South Park, Rome, Simpsons, GOT, MLB, NFL

The Beatles, Marvin Gaye, Nirvana, The jam, all Motown really, Black Keys, Springsteen, Pink Floyd, stones, the who, Marley, Tosh, Arctic monkeys, Aloe Blacc, Al Green, Alabama Shakes, Gladys Knight, The Smiths, R&B slow jams, Talking Heads, Ramones, Lauren Hill, Tom Petty, Beethoven, Dylan, Chopin, Pearl Jam, Roy Orbison, Amy Winehouse, Portugal. The man, Band of Horses, Otis Redding
, RHCP, Lana Del Ray (yes really), Queen, Jack White, Teddy Pendergrass, The Band, Super Heavy, Rob Zombie, R Kelly, Ray Charles!, CSNY, Steel Pulse, Beyonce, Mumford, Stevie Wonder -everything from Aerosmith to the Zac Brown Band haw haw. Tons more - ask me and if don't know them, send me a link so I can check em out.

Lasagna, BBQ, Chicken Wings (my specialty), bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches (my other specialty)
The six things I could never do without
Guitar / Music
My clairvoyance
The NFL. I'm a Jets fan and yes, I have a love / hate (mostly hate) relationship with that cursed franchise but they're my team and that's that. So, yeah J-E-T-S, jets, Jets, JETS!
The beach / the outdoors
Chicken wings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future / the past / the present / The Illuminati and the aliens, man
On a typical Friday night I am
Home? Out? Who knows - don't pin me down, man.

Why are you so fixated on Friday, Friday?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a peg leg and flipper feet

Sometimes I feel like filling this out and saying I'm into Dan Brown, Creed, Nickelback and Desperate Housewives and see who responds.

I don't actually have any shirtless bathroom mirror pics...or do i???

I didn't know you gals were so into chapstick

Also, I worked as a PA on Color Me Badd's I Wanna Sex You Up video. Salt and peppa's "Talk bout sex' too. (sensing a pattern)? There, I said it. Those are not on my resume but I'll post them here. For you.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want and are qualified to be my muse. (No pressure)
You have style and confidence and you can crack me up and you want to meet someone you'll never forget.
ALSO - please be creative - Write, sing, bake, sew, play an instrument - contribute something and don't be lazy.
Singer / Guitarists / songwriters go to the front of the line.
Oh and if you're my 90% or better friend match - why haven't you written? Some friend. Jerk. :(