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ThenAlongCameMe

42 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
If you are interested in understanding me it my be helpful if you read the following essay....

Everyone has a "this is not happening" moment every now and then. Some are truly devastating. While others simply suck everything that's suckable. For example, let's say, hypothetically speaking, that you were too lazy to put the 30 pound bag of dog food that you just bought into the back back of your SUV. Instead you put it on your front passenger seat for the short ride to your house. Then let's say that while you were unloading the 30 pound bag of dog food that the seal, which normally cannot be opened inside your house without the aid of a chainsaw and a blow torch, spontaneously erupts. Then imagine that all 30 pounds of kibble and bits starts flowing uncontrollably all over, on, under and between the seats of your SUV which just yesterday you had impeccably detailed. In such a hypothetical "this is not happening" may cross your mind or even your lips once or twice in rapid succession. Hypothetically speaking of course....

Now if you laughed at that, then you, like me, have the ability to see the irony in life's little challenges. It is not uncommon to catch me cracking up with my friends and family and if you catch a guy laughing hysterically walking by himself down an isle at Whole Foods, then you probably just saw me thinking about something ridiculous I just saw or heard. Life is way to short to be so serious all the time. Take care of what's important and laugh the rest away....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Arrested Development
Tosh.O
Archer
Southpark
Family Guy
The six things I could never do without
Air
Food
Water
Fire
Sun
Almond Joy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I secretly wish I had a vestigial tail that wagged when I get home and see my dog.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating