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TheoKupo

28 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
So I had something else here, but I decided it was ridiculous, so I am going to put something else that will probably end up being even more ridiculous. Possibly. Maybe. PERHAPS.

My name is Jimmy, and I'm a silly, affectionate, ridiculous boy-thing.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a freelance video editor and that's pretty neat! I've worked on tv shows, indie movies, and web stuff! Other than that, I'm trying to do the thing where I do all the things I wanna do! And I'm DOING IT :D
I’m really good at
Singing! And making people laugh at silly things. And being completely ridiculous.
The first things people usually notice about me
I laugh really loudly. At, like, everything. Also I'm pretty short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Sandman, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, American Gods, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Y: The Last Man, Watchmen, Scott Pilgrim, Death Note, anything by Neil Gaiman or Alan Moore.

The Professional, Amélie, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, anything Pixar (except the fucking Cars movies), How to Train your Dragon, Studio Ghibli everything, Wes Anderson everything, movies movies movies

I don't think "shows" used to be a section! HERE I GO:
Adventure Time, Regular Show, Doctor Who, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel (anything and everything Whedon, really), Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Avatar and Korra, Invader Zim, Daria, Clone High, Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, Supernatural

Neutral Milk Hotel, The Decemberists, The New Pornographers, Beirut, The Beatles, The Who, The Zombies, the Turduckens (okay, that is not even a real band)

Sushi? Pizza? Anything with cheese? Yes. But not cheese sushi (though it's recently been brought to my attention that cream cheese is, in fact, a type of cheese, and is delicious in sushi SO OOPS).
Also the correct answer is BURRITOS ALL THE TIME.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

-Silly conversations
-Good company
-Creative output
-The Internets
-My... glasses?
-Cuddling/affection
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually playing video/board/card games with people that are awesome
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty shy. Being on the internet does not lessen this, for whatever reason. I open up *very* quickly once I get to know someone, so bear with me (you could pretend I am a bear if it will help you bear with me, BAHDUMTISS).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
-You want someone that you can just be incredibly silly with.

-You want someone you can laugh at something ridiculous for a very long time with.

-You are a generally happy person, I can't deal with incredible amounts of pessimism.

-You're super cuddly and/or way into affection

-You're interested in doing so!

Additionally, you'll be cool with the fact that I don't drink. For some reason this seems to be a big deal to some people. I have no problem with anyone's drinking, but I'm never going to want to go "grab a drink" or anything.

Yaayy this is the end of the profile! You made it! Gold star!