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29 Oakland, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 25
Body type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I had something else here, but I decided it was ridiculous, so I am going to put something else that will probably end up being even more ridiculous. Possibly. Maybe. PERHAPS.

My name is Jimmy, and I'm a silly, nerdy, affectionate, ridiculous boy-thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever the fuckin' gosh-dang I want! Lol, but in real-talk-times, I'm either working or doing some nerdy bullshit probably (which, arguably, is the best kind of bullshit).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making funny faces. Also making dumb faces.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I laugh really loudly. At, like, everything. Also I'm pretty short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Sandman, Ready Player One, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, American Gods, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Y: The Last Man, Watchmen, Scott Pilgrim, Death Note, anything by Neil Gaiman or Alan Moore.

The Professional, Amélie, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, anything Pixar (except the fucking Cars movies), How to Train your Dragon, Studio Ghibli everything, Wes Anderson everything, movies movies movies

Adventure Time, Regular Show, Doctor Who, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel (anything and everything Whedon, really), Arrested Development, Gravity Falls, Breaking Bad, Avatar and Korra, Invader Zim, Daria, Clone High, Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, Supernatural

Neutral Milk Hotel, The Decemberists, Ninja Sex Party, The New Pornographers, Beirut, Anamanaguchi, The Beatles, The Who, The Zombies, the Turduckens (okay, that is not even a real band)

Sushi? Pizza? Anything with cheese? Yes. But not cheese sushi (though it's recently been brought to my attention that cream cheese is, in fact, a type of cheese, and is delicious in sushi SO OOPS).
Also the correct answer is BURRITOS ALL THE TIME.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:

-Silly conversations
-Good company
-Creative output
-The Internets
-My... glasses?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually playing video/board/card games with people that are awesome
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty shy. Being on the internet does not lessen this, for whatever reason. I open up *very* quickly once I get to know someone, so bear with me (you could pretend I am a bear if it will help you bear with me, BAHDUMTISS).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You want someone that you can just be incredibly silly with.

-You want someone you can laugh at something ridiculous for a very long time with.

-You are a generally happy person, I can't deal with incredible amounts of pessimism.

-You're super cuddly and/or way into affection.

-You fuckin' want to! Shit!

Additionally, you'll be cool with the fact that I don't drink. For some reason this seems to be a big deal to some people. I have no problem with anyone's drinking, but I'm never going to want to go "grab a drink" or anything.

Yaayy this is the end of the profile! You made it! Gold star!