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Theory5

23 M Providence, RI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, I'm Milandon.

I like to be easy going, and I think I have a good sense of humor. I've found it is great for defusing tense situations.

I enjoy intellectual debate, reading, video games, biking, swimming, scuba diving, and basically whatever else holds my interest.

I like to be very open minded, and I will occasionally enjoy art, or drama films.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working two jobs, one full, one part and try to get ahead in my career and get my name out there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out how something works.
Debating.
Detecting Bullshit.
Procrastina
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I laugh a lot
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I like Fiction because of the ability that may of these writers posses to explain abstract, esoteric, and wholly different concepts to a reader. I think many genres of fiction are instrumental in expanding your views and thoughts on many subjects.

I also will never explain any science fiction book (nor movie) plot to anybody.

Uhh as for Movies and TV Shows, it's best to just message me and ask if I've seen it. I've seen many many TV-Shows and Movies ranging from the 40's to the present.

If you're a fan of Abbott and Costello, Mchales Navy, or Barney Miller, than we're gonna get along quite well!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-The joy I feel when my cat snuggles up to me.
-The internet (and the information that it brings.)
-Books, and the worlds they contain.
-The vast and breathtaking beauty of the depths of space in contrast with the brilliance and awe-inspiring power of millions of stars.
-That brief feeling of weightlessness you feel when you dive into a pool or are on a plane taking off.
-...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Humans. Social interactions. How people think.

Knowledge and information that I've acquired

The Eternal Question.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends. I normally enjoy spending time with friends. If I am not feeling that social I will watch a movie, read a book, or mess around with some piece of tech on those occasions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I should probably come with a manual. Or at least a warning and liability waiver.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Are you a woman?
Do you have a pulse and heartbeat?
Do you have a mind that is comfortable querying the dark depths of knowledge, logic, and the very ideas that support the ideological kingdom humanity has built?

Yes to all three? Good. You know what to do.