I change my profile a lot. This just in:

I shy away from "The Norm". If life ever becomes too normal for me, I mail a request to the Universe/Life/Nature for something interesting or bizarre to happen. It works, too! I appreciate people that are different, strange, or insane.
I'm a dark person. Everyone has a dark side, but I love the darkness itself. I'm most awake and active at night and just feel more comfortable being surrounded by darkness. I hope it rains today, and is foggy, and windy. Hmm, while I'm hoping for things, I hope I find $10 in the pocket of my jeans...
Though I'm a dark person, I'm still one of the good guys. I strongly believe in justice, balance, and equality. I'm also a spiritual (not religious) person. It's hard to explain it all, but it gives me something that makes me believe there's more than the senses.
I'm usually the first to laugh at a joke. Sometimes too much if it tickles me just right.
I wish I were less normal than I am. I daydream about having multiple personalities, being mute, or having telekinesis.
I like to dedicate myself to those that I care about. I live to help people, but I prefer the personal approach rather than trying to make the world an overall better place. I commit my efforts to those that deserve it. I realize not everyone wants my help, but I am there for those that need me.
I love watching people. I've spent my whole life trying to figure people out, and I still don't understand them. I'm different in the way that I think, what I say, and how I express myself. Being different has made me relatively anti-social, but not too bad. I just don't really care anymore about what people think of me. I instead think of everyone else as weird and go from there.
I have psychic abilities, but I don't like to talk about them.
I'm very nimble and enjoy climbing things. If it involves heights, I'm in. Reckless disregard for my personal safety? Who cares! It's fun!
I take good care of myself, health-wise. After all, you only get one body.
I play video games a lot.
I love TV shows and movies about normal people with strange abilities.
I don't flirt. I'm bad at it, for one, but really, I just appreciate directness. If I like you, I'll tell you that I like you. I respect someone who "says it like it is" or who's unafraid to be themselves and not apologize for it.

Speaking of turn-ons, I like smart girls. Say or do something really clever or unexpected and I'm floored. Directness, again, is a very endearing and rare quality I admire. Girls with a particular area of expertise, skill or field of knowledge captivate me. But all of that is shadowed by Uniqueness. Think you're too different or odd to date someone? That's totally hot. A girl that relies on her intuition is also hot, as I feel there is truth in the mytery of intuition.

A major turn-off for me are drugs. Pothead? Move on, please. What's past is past, but I won't do it. Though I like to party, I'm mostly anti-social, so I don't get along too well with girls who, like Eddie Murphy's girlfriends, like to party all the time. If you're too busy to date, then please don't. I love a girl with ambition, but if we can only see each other once a month, it's not going to work out. I'm a real person and I get attached. I wouldn't go so far to say I'm needy; I'm just not interested in "casual dating".

I've worked at Half Price Books for many years. I've been in all sorts of positions, but have found solace as a modest bookseller. It wont' be too long before I try out to be a fireman. I've been training for a year now and hope to make DFD in the Spring.

I used to be a part-time actor at the Pocket Sandwich Theater, but have mostly retired. I still enjoy seeing plays, but not by myself :(

I wanna learn how to fly a helicopter. Ooh! I also wanna skydive sometime soon...Mebbe get a tattoo on my left palm...Would that work?

Video games, which is mostly just a favorite pasttime, but I feel that I spend too much time with.
I don't watch syndicated TV, though I very much enjoy Dexter, Smallville, The Dead Zone, MST3K and Scrubs.
Puzzles. I've got a very logical mind, and I use it to waste time with logic puzzles, Mensa puzzles, and mind games.
Though I hardly consider myself a writer, people enjoy my work, which are usually reviews of various things or rants on mundane topics. I suffer from terrible writers' block, though, so I'm not too active anymore.
I also seem to be very good at putting my foot in my mouth, as I'm often misunderstood. I tend to speak in my own language, which sometimes even I don't understand. I'm better with text! That way, I can think about what I'm going to say and insert little smilies to express myself.......
Watch Kirby dance!! <(' '<) (>' ')> <(' '<)

I really don't know. I don't really care about my reflection.

I've got an obsessive, addictive personality. I focus on one thing and do everything in my power to obtain or otherwise carry on with said additctions. The following are/have been obsessions of mine:
Jackie Chan
Psychic Abilities
Quantum Physics
Practical Physics
Star Wars Video Games
Silent Hill
Coffee
Dexter
Smallville
Death Note
Pandora Radio
and coming soon...Heavy Rain

::wipes drool from lips:: Oh, and Love, of course, but I don't like to publicize it. All these things get my heart racing. I'm a heartbeat-junkie.

Girls
Smell
Coffee
Food with taste ::leers at England::
Phone (I've tried...)
Sleep (priority, not luxury)

Girls. My thoughts often drift to the women in my life, but not in a sexual way. That's disrespectful and creepy.

I'm often trying to balance my Universe out. When I'm having a really bad day, I know for sure that something great is going to happen to balance it out.

Staying in. I'm a homebody by nature and get the most pleasure from watching movies and playing video games, usually while drinking coffee or Vodka. Still, I like to party. Woot!

My ears are very sensitive... Imagine a sexual The Hulk; just substitute anger for sex. Don't say I didn't warn you...Growwl...
I don't have a lot to hide, so usually you can ask me anything. If I'm holding something back, it's usually to protect someone.

You *feel* that you should.