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TheresMy1Friend

65 M Gadsden, AL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Retired
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Monday night at 9:16pm....
Take a guess at what a man does at 9pm,
that hardly ever goes anywhere! ~~~~
Updating my Garmin GPS... about as useless as tits on a boar hog!
But, if'n I do go anywhare, I'll be "ready as Freddy"... ~JOHN~
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♬.¸ROLLING, ROLLING, ROLLINGGGGG, ♬ ROLL - TIDE ♬
(w/music of “Raw Hide”) ~JOHN~
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FROM INSIDE JOHN's MIND:
Q: If all the world's a stage,
where does the audience sit? Hmmm?
~JOHN~
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Newsflash:
North Korea missile test delayed by problems with Windows 95.
~JOHN~
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SEX AT 58:
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 58! I'm so happy, because I live at number 53b.....
So it's not far to walk home afterwards!
~JOHN~
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Well i found out ... beer don't make you fat it makes you lean... lean on bars , lean on walls , lean on someone ... lol ~JOHN~
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Q: WILL YOU TAKE ME TO BE UR OKCUPID FRIEND,TO HAVE AND HARASS,THROUGH FLIRTS AND SILLY JOKES, TILL LOSS OF INTERNET CONNECTION... DO US A PART?
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To start with:

#1...I voted as a Republican, Obama is NOT good!
#2...I am a "die-hard" Alabama Fan...ROLL-TIDE!
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With that being said:

I'm the gentle warm breeze you feel on the back of your neck as you walk from your home.

I'm the elusive shadow you just can't make out, you know I'm there each and every moment of your day and night.

I'm the gentle hug and smile that greets you as you arrive in dreamland each night.

I'm the throes of passion for which you've cried so many times.

I'm the last passionate kiss you feel upon your lips before you awake to a bright new day.

I'm sometimes with you in your day dreams, I'm that warm fuzzy feeling deep inside, also that sudden burst of happiness you feel in your very soul.

I've been with you more times than you have been alone. I've been with you at your first heartbreak and I was that tear drop that followed.

Come, join me at long last, for I am no longer the shadow of your Dreams nor a ghost from the past, I'm the passion and desires which burns within your very soul.

These flames of passion that are growing with each passing day will guide you to my world of happiness.

The arms of love are about to embrace you and all the ghosts of passed loves will flow together within the depths of your heart to a whole, complete, wonderful lover and your best friend.

This my friend, is who/what I'm about! Good luck in your search, as I search also!
What I’m doing with my life
I know I need to get out more and have some fun in my life,
when I find myself over-joyed receiving my free samples of
Prilosec in the mail... WtF? ~JOHN~

Just looking and patiently waiting for that one person for me, and me for her.

I'm looking for someone to be my partner in life.

I don't need anyone to walk in front, for me to follow, and don't need anyone to walk behind to follow me, looking for someone to walk beside, make our own way together.

To be my equal. Life is too short to be any other way.

~JOHN~
I’m really good at
I've spent about 40 years working on/and building computers. I Have been into some sort of electronics since the age of 10 or so. (so, if I'm 65, and started my interest at 10, that means I've spent 55 years in it). Now with 55 years in it, and been into computers for 40 years... what the hell did I do with the remaining 15 years? ABDUCTED, maybe? Oh well, "I guess I got lost in time, so, that means I have a 15 year credit coming", RIGHT? hahahaha
Also, I'm into music, of which I have a collection of 300,000 + music files. So, if your looking for a song...I most likely have it, or CAN get it for you. This I could e-mail to you personally. Oh, and last...but not least, I'm great at K---I---S---S---I---N---G (see how long I made that last) hahahahahaha
The first things people usually notice about me
That is a good question...I don't go around asking people what they think of me. We are of many people, with many opinions, of many others.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books = Bible
Movies = Romance, Comedy, Action, Horror, etc, etc.
Music = All type music,(but can't stand that Rap junk)
Food = Mexican, Chinese, Southern Home Cooking, American, Fish, Beef, Chicken, etc, etc (had my own home-style restaurant at one time). So, I CAN cook...I would think that to be a plus!
The six things I could never do without
God
Food
Water
A Significant Other (if I had one)
Family
My dog Dude (now passed) so, new dog GURL...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
#1... Who I might end up with, for the rest of our lives!
#2... Why is it that, "politics" is the only crime allowed, unless your not a politician...?
On a typical Friday night I am
1...On the Internet, socializing on the Social Networks. 2...Sometimes, just watching a good movie.
3...Thinking of how to make the future better.
4...Still thinking about that missing 15 years...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Oops...thought you'd get me on that one...huh? hahaha
Private things are meant to be kept private between you and I.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 40–67
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Give me a "holler", if you find my profile interesting enough for a possible relationship...or just a new friend, or if you're looking for a music file, and can't find it. God bless each and everyone of you. Stop by, and at least say "hello"...I don't bite (not hard, anyway)! ~JOHN~

NOTE: I just wanted to let you know that today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds,
cornbread mix,
a prayer rug,
a machine to blow smoke up my butt,
10 discount coupons to KFC
and a "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker.

The directions were in Spanish.
Hope you get yours soon.
Whoopee!!!!!!! Sharing in the wealth! Like he said!!! Yeah, right! ~JOHN~