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Therubberduckie

28 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Law
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm gonna start with two of my favorite quotes:
"You have to look at the world with PB&J. Passionate, Beauty, and Joy." -Bill Nye
And
"You have to be the change you want to see in the world" - Mahatma Ghandi

I try to live my life by these quotes.

If I had to describe myself in one word I would say "contrast" I am equal parts of many differing things. I'm an athletic nerd. I'm someone who will listen to the Wicked soundtrack on his way to Ozzfest. I'll watch the Expendables, and then watch Cosmos. I'll lay around watching netflix, then get up and run Green Lake. I'm extremely laid back, but get very passionate about ideas, concepts, interests, and hobbies that I like.
I enjoy making other people happy. I love trivia, I have a bit of an ego, I'm only good at pool with a three drink minimum. My mother raised me right, I open doors, buy flowers, and always say please and thank you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm just on here looking for my partner, my plus one, my workout partner, my debate opponent. I have a lot of my life going pretty well. I have a great paying career, a ton of available overtime and vacation. Live in a great place right next to Green Lake. There are a ton of fun things to do around here, I just want to find a special someone to do them with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a big nerd! I'm great at trivia, debating, and drinking beer.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have what's been called "resting bitch face" if Im just spacing out, or watching TV. People will come up to me and ask me what's wrong. I'm always confused when they ask
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Authors: Jim Butcher, Patrick Rothfuss, George RR Martin.
Favorite Movie: A Man from Earth, 300, Aladdin, Harry and the Hendersons
Favorite Show: Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Firefly, Avatar: TLAB
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) GPS on my phone.
2) The internet
3) Sunny days
4) Coffee
5) My books
6) Making lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, I have a bad habit of over thinking. My job is pretty easy so I have alot of time to think.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out somewhere, getting in trouble with some friends

Watching a movie, or trolling through the internet
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kind of a secret romantic, Pride and Prejudice is kind of my favorite. I like buying little "thinking of you" type gifts, flowers, picnics in the living room when it's raining outside kinda things.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want a nice guy who enjoys making you smile, a workout partner, and a personal masseuse. Oh, and also if you like beards.

Or if you just think we could be friends. I'm always on the look for new friends.