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36 M Arlington, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:06pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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What I’m doing with my life
Doing my 9-5 as a government contractor and side gig as a landlord, building a vast fortune and plotting world domination. Since that seems to require a lot less time and effort than I expected, I spend a lot of time playing softball and other sports, going out with friends, taking it easy at Nationals games, fostering/volunteering for the Washington Humane Society and traveling the world from time to time. Considering fighting crime at night if time allows.
I’m really good at
…organizing things and people… parties, events, teams. On a good day, I can even put DVDs in alphabetical order. My biggest accomplishment in this area is an event I throw at my place twice a year that topped out at 270 guests. Neighbors love me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I made the crazy decision to cancel my television service altogether, but I still stay caught up on Always Sunny, Louie, Archer, Community, Parks and Rec, Walking Dead, The League and Game of Thrones. I catch most Daily Shows and Colbert Reports.

When I read, it’s usually Wikipedia, and it’s usually about something that caught my attention thirty seconds prior. Generally, it’s something astronomy or astrophysics related… I can’t grasp it all, but most of it amazes me. I wouldn’t call it reading, but this occupied my life longer than I’d like to admit when I ran across it…

Music varies. I just put Kenny Rogers on my phone. Lady Gaga, Pink, Elvis, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, Metallica, Disturbed, and They Might Be Giants were already there… along with about 700 songs from the 80s.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
…unicorns and the epicness of the universe, but mostly, really just unicorns.
On a typical Friday night I am
…working on some combination of dinner with friends / a bar / a house party. More interesting and random things come up pretty regularly though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Didn’t I already mention Lady Gaga on my phone? What about my man crush on Neil DeGrasse Tyson?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
... you like a guy you can laugh with and at, you think science kicks ass, or you want to hear the good parts I left out.