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25 Tallahassee, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 31
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is Ron Burgundy signing off..oh wait...this just mean right now is the beginning of my! I mean this really sucks because I have like nothing left to talk about...hold it...I'm just getting this in. Ok, so there's a plane...ok it's obviously superman...NOO?? Who could it be...but of course...the man with the plan...some know him as the Black Barney's Jeremy! I'm getting word that...and this hasn't been confirmed..but he just saved two infants from a burning building and that building just happened to be St. Jude's hospital...he just saved two babies with cancer..but wait...apparently simply by touching them he cured them. Oh wow...this guy I tell ya.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'll graduate from FSU in the fall with a Real Estate degree. Afterwards, I'm moving to California to pursue dance, music, and writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jeremy wanted me to say he's really good at stuff *wink*...are you sure Jeremy...I mean women are definitely going to take that as a sexual innuendo and this is a family network..ok ok..your call.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
who?? me?? Ron?? Oh, you mean Jeremy...he's pretty decent looking..a bit tall...a few muscles..ok ok...he's gorgeous...I mean he looks like a black santa claus with abs!...ok Jeremy that did NOT make sense. *Jeremy hands Ron sheet with what to say*...he's like a black Channing Tatum..with the lights off...well that doesn't make any sense Jeremy...I mean anybody could say they looked like that in the don't make me eat my own tie...please!!! AAARRGGHH!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh..and ladies check out this guy's favorite movies, music, and books...I mean he's no Ron Burgundy..but..oh geez he's sooo perfect!! *crying* He's like a koala bear without the body odor from a lifetime without baths! Also Australia stinks...I haven't confirmed that but I just feel like it's shaped like a stinky country..a stinky naughty country!

Movies: A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Blade Runner, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Magnolia, Drive, The Ides of March, and anything not featuring Kristen Stewart or Tyler Perry.

Music: Dubstep: for when I go dancing, a mixture of classical, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, PJ Harvery, Sarah Mclachlan, and chillstep: for when I'm studying, as well as metalcore and hip-hop: for working out.

Books: anything that challenges my views so profoundly that it creates a paradigm shift in the deep recesses of my consciousness. Also, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Thomas Sowell, Ann Coulter, Vox Day, Star Wars books, Redwall Series, and Ron Paul.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitar, bass, dance floor, anime, fight club quotes, contact lens solution...but shouldn't Jeremy say contacts?..ok ok sorry Jeremy this is your list..please don't make me eat my tie tastes very cottony..and honey mustard did not help!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
bunnies...and like what if there were so many they had an epic battle with lord of the rings but with acorns and carrots!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out and dancing is probably my favorite thing to do. Probably shouldn't apply if dancing isn't your thing;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
He can flawlessly sing Carly Rae Jepsen's "Your Heart Is a Muscle" well if that's not the manliest thing I've heard since chest hair & whiskey!
You should message me if
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Jeremy has the following requirements:
Bench Press 450lbs (now that's just absurd)
5.6 GPA (Even I the great Ron Burgundy only had a 5.3!!)
A pet panda bear (hey, the guy loves pandas...can you hate him?)
You cannot under any circumstances wear crocs! (Folks I just can't emphasize just how much Jeremy hates these...I mean he like loathes these things with a passion. I saw him let a lion eat off a guy's feet before saving him just cuz he refused to touch someone wearing crocs!)

Well this is Ron Burgundy signing off...stay classy San Diego;)