Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is Ron Burgundy signing off..oh wait...this just started...you
mean right now is the beginning of my profile..wow! I mean this
really sucks because I have like nothing left to talk about...hold
it...I'm just getting this in. Ok, so there's a bird...no..a
plane...ok it's obviously superman...NOO?? Who could it be...but of
course...the man with the plan...some know him as the Black Barney
Stinson....it's Jeremy! I'm getting word that...and this hasn't
been confirmed..but he just saved two infants from a burning
building and that building just happened to be St. Jude's
hospital...he just saved two babies with cancer..but
wait...apparently simply by touching them he cured them. Oh
wow...this guy I tell ya.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Jeremy is a Junior at Florida State University...need I say any
more *wink* oh..I need to say more? Ahem...he told me to say he's a
really good dancer...like salsa..pop and lock..breakdancing. Oh, he
also plays guitar and piano...like girls care about lame crap like
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jeremy wanted me to say he's really good at stuff *wink*...are you
sure Jeremy...I mean women are definitely going to take that as a
sexual innuendo and this is a family network..ok ok..your call.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
who?? me?? Ron?? Oh, you mean Jeremy...he's pretty decent
looking..a bit tall...a few muscles..ok ok...he's gorgeous...I mean
he looks like a black santa claus with abs!...ok Jeremy that did
NOT make sense. *Jeremy hands Ron sheet with what to say*...he's
like a black Channing Tatum..with the lights off...well that
doesn't make any sense Jeremy...I mean anybody could say they
looked like that in the dark..no...no..Jeremy don't make me eat my
own tie...please!!! AAARRGGHH!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh..and ladies check out this guy's favorite movies, music, and
books...I mean he's no Ron Burgundy..but..oh geez he's sooo
perfect!! *crying* He's like a koala bear without the body odor
from a lifetime without baths! Also Australia stinks...I haven't
confirmed that but I just feel like it would...it's shaped like a
stinky country..a stinky naughty country!
Movies: A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Blade Runner, Princess
Mononoke, Spirited Away, Magnolia, Drive, The Ides of March, and
anything not featuring Kristen Stewart or Tyler Perry.
Music: Dubstep: for when I go dancing, a mixture of classical, Pink
Floyd, Radiohead, PJ Harvery, Sarah Mclachlan, and chillstep: for
when I'm studying, as well as metalcore and hip-hop: for working
Books: anything that challenges my views so profoundly that it
creates a paradigm shift in the deep recesses of my consciousness.
Also, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Thomas Sowell, Ann Coulter, Vox Day,
Star Wars books, Redwall Series, and Ron Paul.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitar, bass, dance floor, anime, fight club quotes, contact lens
solution...but shouldn't Jeremy say contacts?..ok ok sorry Jeremy
this is your list..please don't make me eat my tie again...it
tastes very cottony..and honey mustard did not help!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
bunnies...and like what if there were so many they had an epic
battle with squirrels..like lord of the rings but with acorns and
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Jeremy drinks...like a lot...like he'd definitely be considered an
alcoholic if he weren't an FSU student. Oh yeah and
studying...really you want me to tell these ladies he actually
studies on a Friday night...like some kind of...creepy nerd..well
he studies shitfacedology 2030..how bout that?!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
He can flawlessly sing Carly Rae Jepsen's "Your Heart Is a Muscle"
well if that's not the manliest thing I've heard since chest hair
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Jeremy has the following requirements:
Bench Press 450lbs (now that's just absurd)
5.6 GPA (Even I the great Ron Burgundy only had a 5.3!!)
More self-respect than Miley Cyrus(No girl has THAT much
A pet panda bear (hey, the guy loves pandas...can you hate
You cannot under any circumstances wear crocs! (Folks I just can't
emphasize just how much Jeremy hates these...I mean he like loathes
these things with a passion. I saw him let a lion eat off a guy's
feet before saving him just cuz he refused to touch someone wearing
Well this is Ron Burgundy signing off...stay classy San Diego;)
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