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RonBurgundyFSU

24 M Tallahassee, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Native American
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Education
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
This is Ron Burgundy signing off..oh wait...this just started...you mean right now is the beginning of my profile..wow! I mean this really sucks because I have like nothing left to talk about...hold it...I'm just getting this in. Ok, so there's a bird...no..a plane...ok it's obviously superman...NOO?? Who could it be...but of course...the man with the plan...some know him as the Black Barney Stinson....it's Jeremy! I'm getting word that...and this hasn't been confirmed..but he just saved two infants from a burning building and that building just happened to be St. Jude's hospital...he just saved two babies with cancer..but wait...apparently simply by touching them he cured them. Oh wow...this guy I tell ya.
What I’m doing with my life
Jeremy is a Junior at Florida State University...need I say any more *wink* oh..I need to say more? Ahem...he told me to say he's a really good dancer...like salsa..pop and lock..breakdancing. Oh, he also plays guitar and piano...like girls care about lame crap like that Jeremy!
I’m really good at
Jeremy wanted me to say he's really good at stuff *wink*...are you sure Jeremy...I mean women are definitely going to take that as a sexual innuendo and this is a family network..ok ok..your call.
The first things people usually notice about me
who?? me?? Ron?? Oh, you mean Jeremy...he's pretty decent looking..a bit tall...a few muscles..ok ok...he's gorgeous...I mean he looks like a black santa claus with abs!...ok Jeremy that did NOT make sense. *Jeremy hands Ron sheet with what to say*...he's like a black Channing Tatum..with the lights off...well that doesn't make any sense Jeremy...I mean anybody could say they looked like that in the dark..no...no..Jeremy don't make me eat my own tie...please!!! AAARRGGHH!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh..and ladies check out this guy's favorite movies, music, and books...I mean he's no Ron Burgundy..but..oh geez he's sooo perfect!! *crying* He's like a koala bear without the body odor from a lifetime without baths! Also Australia stinks...I haven't confirmed that but I just feel like it would...it's shaped like a stinky country..a stinky naughty country!

Movies: A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Blade Runner, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Magnolia, Drive, The Ides of March, and anything not featuring Kristen Stewart or Tyler Perry.

Music: Dubstep: for when I go dancing, a mixture of classical, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, PJ Harvery, Sarah Mclachlan, and chillstep: for when I'm studying, as well as metalcore and hip-hop: for working out.

Books: anything that challenges my views so profoundly that it creates a paradigm shift in the deep recesses of my consciousness. Also, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Thomas Sowell, Ann Coulter, Vox Day, Star Wars books, Redwall Series, and Ron Paul.
The six things I could never do without
Guitar, bass, dance floor, anime, fight club quotes, contact lens solution...but shouldn't Jeremy say contacts?..ok ok sorry Jeremy this is your list..please don't make me eat my tie again...it tastes very cottony..and honey mustard did not help!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
bunnies...and like what if there were so many they had an epic battle with squirrels..like lord of the rings but with acorns and carrots!
On a typical Friday night I am
Jeremy drinks...like a lot...like he'd definitely be considered an alcoholic if he weren't an FSU student. Oh yeah and studying...really you want me to tell these ladies he actually studies on a Friday night...like some kind of...creepy nerd..well he studies shitfacedology 2030..how bout that?!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
He can flawlessly sing Carly Rae Jepsen's "Your Heart Is a Muscle" well if that's not the manliest thing I've heard since chest hair & whiskey!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Jeremy has the following requirements:
Bench Press 450lbs (now that's just absurd)
5.6 GPA (Even I the great Ron Burgundy only had a 5.3!!)
More self-respect than Miley Cyrus(No girl has THAT much self-respect)
A pet panda bear (hey, the guy loves pandas...can you hate him?)
You cannot under any circumstances wear crocs! (Folks I just can't emphasize just how much Jeremy hates these...I mean he like loathes these things with a passion. I saw him let a lion eat off a guy's feet before saving him just cuz he refused to touch someone wearing crocs!)

Well this is Ron Burgundy signing off...stay classy San Diego;)