Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yes! My favorite part! nothing potentially embarrassing here, no
I'm part Swede, part Norwegian, and part Bohemian. Yeppers, when it
comes to the gene pool, I got screwed.
I have six brothers, and all our names start with the same letter.
Just to make it challenging, that letter is W.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a job I love, good friends to share time with, and enough
hobbies to keep a barrel of inebriated monkeys busy till one of
them actually types the immortal words. Just waiting till spell
check gets that good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My specialty is horticulture. No, not that kind. Think landscaping,
trees and shrubs, and flowers and stuff. And I do some other stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm a bit of a smart alec. and that my wit tends to be on the
dry side. If I were a desert, I'd be the Atacama.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll read nearly anything in print. I read a lot of esoteric
science and history stuff, and a lot of suspense/thriller fiction.
Although recently, I have been on a bit of a fantasy lark, with
George R.R. Martin, Terry Pratchett, and Michael Resnick toppingthe
TV shows...gotta be Game of Thrones, and The Big Bang Theory.
otherwise, I'd be just as happy if the tube were a fishtank. Maybe
that's why they made the thin sets, to reduce the ease of
When it comes to music, I have a peculiar selection. As a
representative sample, Spike Jones, Gregorian chant, and Mongolian
As far as food, I'm not picky. Not too spicy, my Scandinavian
heritage, while noted for risk taking endeavors, was not
particularly blessed with gastronomic excellence.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
felco pruners and a hori hori
fresh milk and volleyball
watermelon and language
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to save the world. Seriously. It's just that no one asks
I'll ponder most anything. From theology to ethics to how to solve
the current political fiasco. I'm leaning to cattle prods. And I've
fuggured out the ethics of that one, because I'm not so sure that
elected officials qualify as sentient.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you know a really good pick up line.
How does one judge a pick up line? I guess the only criteria is
whether or not it worked; keep this in mind.
(drunk guy walks up to long legged brunette at a keg party) "Have
any Indian in you?" he asks. She shakes her head and he continues,
I have a cousin who was the brunette in question. She married the
guy. And I share the gene pool.
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