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36 M Grand Rapids, MI

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To put it all in a nut, I'm a blue collar renaissance man, an existentialist and a cautious optimist. I'm a hippie without the pot but with a killer work ethic. You could call me an open minded cowboy or a rugged hipster...a neo-Luddite to a degree. I'm a collector by nature and love antiques. My life is a collage of people, places, experiences and things I've gathered along the way...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm am an office shepherd corralling reams of paper and also, a handyman. I work hard and I work a lot.

Subjectively, I just try to be a decent person and live a good life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a fast learner. There isn't much I can't do if I set my mind to it... and a perpetual youtube University graduate! (You can find out how to do just about everything on there!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...would be my height...unless they are taller than myself then they would notice my lack of height. Two sides to this coin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I absolutely love to read...but not as often as I should. Most often I have several books going to suit whatever mood I may be in.

Fitzgerald is one of the most eloquent authors I enjoy from a a time period I adore.

Vonnegut really got the ball rolling. He works really hard to make it seem so clean and easy.

Brautigan is clearly on something, but painterly in his usage of words and ideas.

Etgar Keret does flash fiction beautifully. Very tidy, wonderful yarns he spins in they way of Magic Realism.

Television? I don't have time for it really. There are too many diabolical things to do.

I've seen scads of motion pictures in my time. I'm as sucker for a good story and pleasant imagery.

Casablanca, be still my heart. Noir! Yes. Perhaps I'm simply nostalgic for a time I never lived in...

Music is a life blood for me: Ziggy Stardust is my all-time favorite album. T-Rex, Tom Waits, Man Man, Jane's Addiction, Jesus Lizard, Faith No More/Mike Patton, Townes Van Zandt, Waylon, WIllie & Johnny. Mazzy Star/Hope Sandoval, The Cure, Portishead, Tricky, Ryan Adams, Air, Beck, Bjork, Sugar Cubes, Peter, Bjorn & John, Nick Cave, Wovenhand, 16 Horsepower, Radiohead, Jimi Hendrix, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Scout Niblett, Archie Bronson Outfit, Benjy Ferree, The Shins, Broken Bells, Bob Dylan, The Pixies, Frank Black, The Breeders, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Calexico, Damien Jurado, Bowie, Elbow, Fugazi, Iggy, The Beta Band, Band of Bees, The Love Language, Mark Lanegan, QOTSA, Massive Attack, Lee Hazelwood, The Pogues, Ratatat...........

I'm not picky when it comes to food. I'm allergic to tree nuts, so aside from that I'm game for anything, any time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• Music
• Bound paper for writing or drawing
• A writing utensil of some shape or form...even a pointed stick
• Grammar
• Comfy shoes
• Paper towels
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...the meaning of things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...either working, making some art, fixing something, listening to music, watching a movie, having a night cap with a friend, reading or howling at the moon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Even in times when I'm rattled or bothered I generally am calm on the outside.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. enjoy discussing a vast array of subjects ranging from existentialism to farts, want to learn something and if you can learn me something, that would be a plus.

If you can fake an accent or have a terrible real accent, can do impersonations and or sound effects...