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29 M Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:30am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm shy if I don't know you, but once I do, I have a tendency to say inappropriate things for a laugh. My sense of humor ranges from the driest of wit to very immature absurdities. If you have a sense of humor I will make you laugh. A lot.

I'm a left wing supporter of civil liberties, enemy of "The Man."
I don't consider myself to be a rebel, but a semi-enlightened observer from the outside. I look to philosophy for my morals, and have no patience for people who perpetuate the culture of treating women and homosexuals as second class citizens.

I have an nerdy interest in things that are dark and unusual. I also like sciencey-type stuff. I like the usual nerd stuff: Zombies, video games, horror movies, comics, cartoons. I'm really not into watching sports.

I'm pretty imaginative, I like to write.
I'm an aspiring illustrator with no formal education, of course, this is something I wish to rectify.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Saving up money for school. Life gets in the way sometimes. As for now I'm a manager at a Video Game store.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh. I can draw, and I'm a pretty articulate speaker. I'm also a decent sculptor.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. The bizarre dichotomy of my timidness vs my outrageous behavior.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ah this is the easy part.
my favorite author is Chuck Palahniuk. I enjoy Kurt Vonnegut, Roald Dahl, Clive Barker, Richard Mathesen, HP Lovecraft, Mark z. Danielewski and I also have a fondness for classic Gothic literature.

Comics: Anything Batman, Walking Dead, Swamp Thing, Classic EC comics, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Sin City, Ghost World,

Movies:Horror and animation. Dawn of the Dead (original) The Thing (80's remake) Clerks, Evil Dead (original), Fight Club, Star Wars (Original Trilogy) anything Tarantino or Edgar Wright. Spirited Away, Anything Tim Burton made before 2000, Coraline, Pixar movies, Annie Hall, Ghostbusters, Oldboy, Death Wish 3, Wayne's World, Donnie Darko, Hobo With A Shotgun, Groundhog Day, SLC Punk, Goonies. You get the idea.

TV: I dont watch much but I love me some Dexter, Spaced, Portlandia, Tim and Eric, Venture Bros, Myth Busters, South Park, Twin Peaks, Zim, Pete&Pete, Louie CK and Adventure Time. Recently discovered how awesome Regular Show is. So expect the occasional "Yea-yuh" from me.

Music: I love 80's punk rock. Ramones, Circle Jerks, Dead Kennedys, and Adolescents are my faves. I dig Black Keys, Arctic Monkeys, Metric, JEFF the Brotherhood, Nirvana, The Cure, Wu Tang, Mean Jeans, Radiohead, Art Blakey, Nico Vega, White Stripes, Death Set, Group Love, Public Enemy, Black Angles, Black Sabbath, Bowie, Smashing Pumpkins, Gnarls Barkley, She Wants Revenge, Pixies, and you get the idea

Food. I love junk food. I generally try to eat healthy, and consume little meat. But I also once fried a burger in bacon grease and used two slices of pizza as the bun. I like Indian food and I can't resist pizza. I also really don't like Sour Cream, Onions and Sour Cream and Onion flavored chips. I do like Green Onions by Booker T and the MGs, but that's a song, A groovy song.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Sketchbook
Coke (the drink, dammit)
Reading Material
Leaving the House daily
my glasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
by the baffling concept of existence, and what lies beyond human understanding. I think about the universe, what happens when we die, and the human condition. I think about what I'd do if society collapsed, or if dead returned to life to eat the living.
I think about sex a lot too, because I'm human and its fascinating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The day of the week has no meaning to me. But I generally want to go out with friends, go places and meet people. I like to go to shows, galleries, specialty shops. I want to explore the city.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have anxiety. And it took me hours to fill this out.
You should message me if
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you are spooky, strange, quirky, nerdy, or intellectual. If you want to go explore the city and see cool things and laugh.

you think this is an appropriate place for me to say "I think feminism is sexy"

I also have a thing for girls with short hair. Just thought I'd throw that out there. Its not important, but its a plus.