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30 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
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5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, Urdu
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Whenever I get naked in my bathroom... My shower gets turned on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As of right now, trying to impress you. Is it working? No?

How about...

.... now?

All jokes aside, I'm in the business of writing & producing music, annnnnnd I may or may not have a YouTube channel where I sometimes dress up like Robin and rap out Eminem's lyrics. I'm also kinda involved in the Event Planning industry, which keeps me somewhat busy, but blah, blah, blah! Who cares, right?

Let's hear more about you. Did I tell you how fantastic your ass looks in those jeans?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using my shin bone to find furniture in the dark.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have white fingernails (no I do not paint them) and that I'm half-deaf. So if you ask me how I'm doing and I respond with, "Why, yes... I do own a pair of Batman underwear...", you'll understand why I'm not a complete idiot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Everything, but primarily Hip Hop
Movies: The Dark Knight, Old School, Gladiator
Shows: Breaking Bad, Homeland, Modern Family
Food: Sushi, Tandoori Chicken & Sandwiches
Books: The Bell Jar, Angels & Demons, To Kill A Mockingbird
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. Saying, "yo..."
3. Sarcasm & humour
4. The gym
5. Coca Cola gummies
6. And my collection of Nike hats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why it's called an asteroid when it's out of the hemisphere, but a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

If our whole universe is just a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien's child's room as a science project he got a C- on?

And why I ALWAYS seem to get that old brown auntie who doesn't know how to work the cash whenever I go to a Tim Hortons?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rescuing cats from trees, leaping from tall buildings in my Batman suit and performing other related nonsensical acts of heroism.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can take pictures without even using a camera (check in my photos for proof).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You don't take selfies in the bathroom all day long
2. You're willing to Skype before meeting up
3. You're witty and can appreciate my sarcasm
4. You work out and/or are slim-fit (1000 apologies if that offends anyone, but we all have a type, don't we? ;)
5. You have at least one photo where I can clearly make out your face and it isn't tilted to the side, upside down or zoomed in on just your eye or cheekbone.
6. You're interested in getting to know the real answers to the questions on my profile


7. You think it'll be LEGEND...

....wait for it...