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28 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:10am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, Urdu

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My self-summary
So, what's my story? I'm that guy who quit his job to chase the dream. Booked a one way ticket to Cali without so much as knowing anyone or having a place to stay, showed up with only one suitcase and made the rest happen! And now I'm back... I think.(Insert Chinese gong hit here)
What I’m doing with my life
As of right now, trying to impress you. Is it working? No?

How about...

.... now?

All jokes aside, I'm in the business of writing & producing music. I kinda also have an internet company, which keeps me somewhat busy, but blah, blah, blah! Who cares, right?

Let's hear more about you. Did I tell you how fantastic your ass looks in those jeans?
I’m really good at
Using my shin bone to find furniture in the dark.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have white fingernails (no I do not paint them) and that I'm half-deaf. So if you ask me how I'm doing and I respond with, "Why, yes... I do own a pair of Batman underwear...", you'll understand why I'm not completely retarded.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Everything, but primarily Hip Hop
Movies: The Dark Knight, Old School, Gladiator
Shows: Breaking Bad, Homeland, Modern Family
Food: Sushi, Tandoori Chicken & Sandwiches
Books: The Bell Jar, Angels & Demons, To Kill A Mockingbird
The six things I could never do without
1. Music
2. Saying, "yo..."
3. Sarcasm & humour
4. The gym
5. Coca Cola gummies
6. And my collection of Nike hats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why it's called an asteroid when it's out of the hemisphere, but a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

If our whole universe is just a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien's child's room as a science project he got a C- on?

And why I ALWAYS seem to get that old brown auntie who doesn't know how to work the cash whenever I go to a Tim Hortons?
On a typical Friday night I am
Rescuing cats from trees, leaping from tall buildings in my Batman suit and performing other related nonsensical acts of heroism.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can take pictures without even using a camera (check in my photos for proof).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
1. You don't take pictures of yourself in the bathroom all day long
2. You're willing to Skype before meeting up
3. You're witty and can appreciate my sarcasm
4. You work out and/or are slim-fit (1000 apologies if that offends anyone, but we all have a type, don't we? ;)
5. You have at least one photo where I can clearly make out your face and it isn't tilted completely to the side or upside down. Seriously, why must you girls insist on having me do acrobats just to try and make out what you look like? My neck is getting pretty sore now. Come on...
6. You're interested in getting to know the real answers to the questions on my profile


7. You think it'll be LEGEND...

....wait for it...