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29 Milwaukee, WI Man


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  • Ages 18–99
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Last Online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Here's some things that OkCupid has taught me about me:

1. There's no way that I'm way more all of those things than most straight men my age...I reserve the right to call those other men liars!

2. It's so much more painful when someone who is "more friendly to strangers" doesn't respond to you. You can't help but want to point out that you're a stranger and deserve friendliness too.

3. I need to make sure that everyone knows I'm actually 5'9" and three quarters...and that's almost as tall as 5'10"

4. I go into great internal conflict on whether or not to message someone before I do.

5. I will often not message you just because of one thing I read in your profile which makes me believe you'd probably hate me.

6. I use okCupid as a sort of sick internet people watching experiment to try to learn more like a human crocodile hunter.

7. If you look like a crocodile, don't message me. They freaks me out. Snakes too.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, sleeping, taking pills to stop my heart from killing me, working some more, professional wrestling, breaking hearts
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You're probably not ever going to be in the middle with me, you'll either find me incredibly interesting or incredibly irritating.

I'm charismatic, funny and kind, but I'm also intense and insensitive at times.

Not knowing what to do when people cry.

I'm good with kids for the most part. Unless the kids are real tools.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It's going to depend on my mood. I can't help but give away whatever mood I happen to be in at the time.

I'm equally likely to be loud and the center of attention as I am to be quiet and watching the group.

If I meet you and feel comfortable, I'm going to make you laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Crazy about all sorts of things pop culture.

Books: I read a lot about wrestling. I read a lot of comic books through my Marvel Unlimited Online subscription, though I'm more partial to some DC characters like Batman, Superman, the Flash, etc. I have been reading books about preternatural things like exorcisms lately for no apparent reason.

Top 5 movies...In no apparent order.

1. Batman (1989)
2. Ghostbusters
3. Knocked Up
4. Goldmember (yeah, the third Austin Powers)
5. The Dark Knight

Shows I have been watching lately...In no apparent order

1. Hannibal
2. Doctor Who
3. Arrow
4. West Wing
5. Ghost Adventures

Music I've been listening to lately......see above

1. Into It. Over It.
2. Brand New
3. Childish Gambino
4. Rilo Kiley/Jenny Lewis
5. Ben Folds

Food....Look at me...I'm into some food occasionally....or all the time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Work - So I have the ability to do things when I'm not working
2. Not working - So work doesn't make me want to kill myself
3. My Friends - So I have people to do things with when not working
4. My Family - To help me out when I'm in a pickle
5. Goals - So I know what I'm working towards.
6. New people - to keep my life interesting
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to improve myself as a leader and a person.

How so many people fall into the traps of loving radio country music or Nickelback?

Could I really be that much more sloppy than straight men my age?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working in retail, I usually find myself working on Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was in a movie once and I'm on imdb. I've seen the's not that great but you can buy it on amazon.
You should message me if
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It's fairly incredible when I get messaged first. It's like christmas morning and getting a present that I didn't even expect that isn't something stupid like socks.

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