Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's some things that OkCupid has taught me about me:
1. There's no way that I'm way more all of those things than most
straight men my age...I reserve the right to call those other men
2. It's so much more painful when someone who is "more friendly to
strangers" doesn't respond to you. You can't help but want to point
out that you're a stranger and deserve friendliness too.
3. I need to make sure that everyone knows I'm actually 5'9" and
three quarters...and that's almost as tall as 5'10"
4. I go into great internal conflict on whether or not to message
someone before I do.
5. I will often not message you just because of one thing I read in
your profile which makes me believe you'd probably hate me.
6. I use okCupid as a sort of sick internet people watching
experiment to try to learn more like a human crocodile
7. If you look like a crocodile, don't message me. They freaks me
out. Snakes too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, sleeping, taking pills to stop my heart from killing me,
working some more, professional wrestling, breaking hearts
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You're probably not ever going to be in the middle with me, you'll
either find me incredibly interesting or incredibly
I'm charismatic, funny and kind, but I'm also intense and
insensitive at times.
Not knowing what to do when people cry.
I'm good with kids for the most part. Unless the kids are real
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's going to depend on my mood. I can't help but give away
whatever mood I happen to be in at the time.
I'm equally likely to be loud and the center of attention as I am
to be quiet and watching the group.
If I meet you and feel comfortable, I'm going to make you laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Crazy about all sorts of things pop culture.
Books: I read a lot about wrestling. I read a lot of comic books
through my Marvel Unlimited Online subscription, though I'm more
partial to some DC characters like Batman, Superman, the Flash,
etc. I have been reading books about preternatural things like
exorcisms lately for no apparent reason.
Top 5 movies...In no apparent order.
1. Batman (1989)
3. Knocked Up
4. Goldmember (yeah, the third Austin Powers)
5. The Dark Knight
Shows I have been watching lately...In no apparent order
2. Doctor Who
4. West Wing
5. Ghost Adventures
Music I've been listening to lately......see above
1. Into It. Over It.
2. Brand New
3. Childish Gambino
4. Rilo Kiley/Jenny Lewis
5. Ben Folds
Food....Look at me...I'm into some food occasionally....or all the
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Work - So I have the ability to do things when I'm not
2. Not working - So work doesn't make me want to kill myself
3. My Friends - So I have people to do things with when not
4. My Family - To help me out when I'm in a pickle
5. Goals - So I know what I'm working towards.
6. New people - to keep my life interesting
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to improve myself as a leader and a person.
How so many people fall into the traps of loving radio country
music or Nickelback?
Could I really be that much more sloppy than straight men my age?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working in retail, I usually find myself working on Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was in a movie once and I'm on imdb. I've seen the movie...it's
not that great but you can buy it on amazon.
You should message me if
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It's fairly incredible when I get messaged first. It's like
christmas morning and getting a present that I didn't even expect
that isn't something stupid like socks.
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