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26 Belmont, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 29
Middle Eastern, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oddly enough, my name is actually not Kerpal, it's Will. But you get bonus points if you can tell me what "This is Kerpal" references. I just moved to Belmont, before that I lived in San Francisco for 6 years, and went to/graduated from SFSU.

When I've got a lot of free time I like to go see movies, run (This is something I really need to pick back up), and go out to bars and restaurants. When I don't have free time, or when I'm tired, I like to sit back, relax, watch some tv, cook something, and chill with friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a lot, having fun a lot, enjoying life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-weight lifting
-cooking-- Ask me about my...
---breaded veal scallopini
---chicken parmigiana
---beef stew
---lemon-butter lamb chops
-playing video games.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
After polling my friends, the first things people usually notice about me are:
1. My sense of humor
2. I am fairly buff and very tall
3. My dirty Jew 'fro (Which is totally untrue, I have no Jew fro)
4. Tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books-- The Kite Runner, Three Cups of Tea, Silence of the Lambs/Red Dragon/Hannibal, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Chronicles of Narnia

Movies-- Shortbus, 9 Songs, Cool Hand Luke, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, The Birdcage, My Cousin Vinny, The Terminator

Shows-- Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Mythbusters, How Its Made, Spartacus, The Americans
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Days off from work
Exercise and or physical activity
Rocky Road Milkshakes from Baskin Robbins
Coffee and or caffeine
My friends and family
My car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pirates or Ninjas?
Is the girl at _____ flirting with me?
Is my zipper down?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely working :\
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play online text based role-playing games (MUDs). Think World of Warcraft, but with absolutely no graphics.
You should message me if
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The above seems appealing to you, or you think I am ridiculously good looking.