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25 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–56
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:30am
White, Other
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Dropped out of Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am Eli, though that isn't my real name it is close enough as my real name is Elijah but in another language. Russian in case you were wondering. I was born in Belarus which is in Eastern Europe. I came to the United States when I was a year and a half so I don't hold much weight in where I am from. English is my first language with Russian being my second. At one point in my childhood learned Cantonese and Hebrew but due to not practicing I forgot them quickly. I have been to Germany, Belarus, Israel, Mexico, Chicago, New York, Los Angeles, Tahoe, Yosemite and a few places on the way. Many people tell me I am younger than I look but no one has told me I am older than I feel.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making jokes on snapchat. Planning my motorcycle course again. Putting out a youtube show. Caring for my grandparents. Currently working for a startup driving people around in a van.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I pick things up quickly but dabble in as much as I can. Planning, conversing, picking (finding cool things), driving, making connections, philosophy, reflecting, reading people, interior decorating (too many HGTV marathons), etc...

Most interesting things I have tried: keeping a garden, glassblowing, moonshine making, bee keeping, bomb shelter construction, cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard which goes thru phases and my voice which I hope never goes thru phases. Though I do like when my voice gets raspy, as long as I don't need to clear my throat before I speak.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows I watch: (Still on Air) 8 Out of 10 Cats, anything Seth MacFarlane, Archer, Grimm, Daredevil, Arrow, The Graham Norton Show, Deadbeat, Marco Polo , The Walking Dead, Mythbusters, Robot Chicken, Da Vinci's Demons, The Flash.

Music: These are genres I typically do not like: Dubstep, Drum and Bass, Reggae, Trap, Screamo, Gorecore, Horrorcore, Rap, Country, Terrorcore, Folk, Religious.

Some of the artists I listen to: Benny Bennasi, 5 Finger Death Punch, Maroon 5, Calvin Harris, Frank Sinatra, Example, Parov Stelar, Inner Party System, Paul Oakenfold, Queen

Food: Italian, Mediterranean, Chinese (Not the food generally served in China however). I am a picky eater. If I don't like the smell of something then I probably won't be eating it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, Water, Shelter, Company, The need to continue improving, Stability
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Musical jingles, the sounds animals make, the present, why Kim Kardashian and such are celebrities, what we have to look forward to in life, planning road trips. Does anyone else still crip walk? Where is the money I am getting paid with coming from? If zombies then...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Raiding the kitchen. Out with friends contemplating philosophy and the meanings of lives. Catching up on shows or movies. I prefer staying in if I don't have a reason to be out. I don't tend to wander on my own.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have had more "near death"experiences than I have fingers.

Side note: I have all of my fingers
You should message me if
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You know who Smiling Bob is.

Want to discuss any of the shows I watch.

Think in some manner we will get along.