Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you like water, then you already like 72% of me.
Please for the love of god don't take everything here
And so here, reader, I am supposed to divulge who I am for
potentially the benefit of us both. Well to start, I am a 23 year
old first generation American who has an obsession with
information. Meaning I enjoy knowing everything I can know about
everything I can find. History, culture, theology, (any -ology for
that matter), and so on. I love it all. I am a huge nerd, but I
leave all that for when I have time. To list my priorities, they
are interchangeably school, family, and personal
Still reading? Good shit. I swear sometimes. Sometimes I swear I
swear more than just sometimes. See what I did there? I did.
I have patience that goes from pole to pole, except for ignorance
(which I am guilty of sometimes I confess), idiocy, laziness, and
bad grammar. God help you if you write me a message that has such
bad writing that I get cancer. I have no time for that shit.
To candidly reconcile with anyone I may have offended....
I'm a scientist at heart that has a secular humanistic (is that a
word?) approach. I think religion is mistaken, and that if there is
a god, it's within us and it would have wanted us to worship it by
being good people, striving to understand its' universe, not
blindly believe in him and perform rituals that are borrowed from
culture to culture.
I read a lot. "A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone."
Name the quote and maybe I'll offer my fatherhood.
...Too soon? Oh, well. All men must die. All men must serve.
Anyway, thanks for your time so far. You're the real MVP.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
School -> PT.
Reading-> Everything I want.
On my freer time I play rugby, wrestle, swim, shoot licensed
firearms, polishing up on my Polish heritage/history.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything except art, singing and sitting still.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The way I approach people. I don't have a bubble per se, and I'd
prefer to be embraced close with my friends rather than everyone
spread out across the room .i have no problem with taking people
out of their comfort zone, and I will never stop talking to
everyone. I love listening to what everyone had to say.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies are for watching: Lord of the Rings, all movies directed by
Christopher Nolan, James Cameron, and Ridley Scott.
I love a good romance. If you havn't seen "Meet Joe Black", please
Shows? Jesus almost all of netflix... Walking dead, Doctor
Who<3, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad was alright, probably some
other things. ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK! Game of Thrones too. Beware,
the night is dark and full of terrors.
Music is for listening: Hans Zimmer, Steve Jablonski, John
Williams, Howard Shore, Irish rock, punk, some radio music, Jason
Mraz & Maroon 5, then techno/house. And of course Disco-Polo.
Country in small doses.
Books are for reading: Give me that J.R.R Tolkien. That Dan Brown,
Steinback, Twain<3, Stan Lee, Whitney, and many more.
I shamelessly admit I read the Twilight books all through. But j
too admit I'm scared to read 50 shades. But I probably will anyway.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Without my music I would have shot myself a long while ago.
Dogs. Absolutely in love with 'em.
Thinking. I think a lot and I've gotten good at it. So I'll
probably be finishing your sentences sometimes. (Sorry, I am so
College lectures. I sneak into classrooms for fun, and depressingly
I'm more involved than the actual students.
Similar tastes & habits. People that you can relate to, you
That thrill of meeting someone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Maybe you can relate:
You ever feel like your head is humming from the high traffic of
thoughts shooting through your head? That's me most of the time.
Personally, thinking might even be a hobby for me.
I'm not sexist. Sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women!
I had some Mexican jumping beans with some Mexican goat
Menstrual cycles are not to be made fun of. PERIOD! >[
Did you hear about the energizer bunny? He was arrested for assault
Schrödinger gets pulled over and once the cop searches the car he
asks: "Did you know the cat in your trunk is dead?"
To which Scrödinger replies:"Well I do now!"
If you don't get the last joke, please google "Schrödinger cat
experiment". You can thank me later.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'll wager it's almost identical to your typical Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to poop in the urinals in the 4th grade to get back at my
teacher. Sorry, Mrs. Irwin.
Sorry if that's too much. But in my defence she was really really
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
These should sum it up:
If you know and practice the difference
between you & you're, there and their and they're.
I don't mind where you come from. As long as you come to me. I
don't like illusions, I can't see-them clearly. I don't care, no I
wouldn't dare to fix the twist in you. You've shown me eventually
what you'll do. I don't mind I don't care. As long as you're
If you and I can teach eachother many things.
If you read the whole profile, bless you.
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