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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 13
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm very sarcastic and some would call my sense of humor twisted or maybe even demented. I laugh at things that offend most people. I think some people just take themselves WAAAAAY to seriously. I'm not a country boy. I don't enjoy hunting, camping, fishing, ect...which seems to be sacrilegious in this area. Obviously I've never fit in living here and I never will...oh well. I do like sports, video games, reading, music, and movies just to name a few. I have a good bit of nerd in me amongst other things. I am a big guy but I'm not huge. If big dudes aren't your thing, I get it. I'm trying to lose some weight, but not because I care what people think, but because I want to be heathier. Even when I get down to where I'd like to be, I will still be a big guy. I'm just naturally built that way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a job I like but there isn't really much of a future in my current line of work. I am currently back in school and I am really enjoying it so far.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at......hell I don't know....being a smartass. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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No clue. You would have to ask other people what the first thing they notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Dark Tower series, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars extended universe, The Stand, World of Darkness novels.
Movies: Star Wars, Serenity, Falling Down, Comic book movies, almost anything Sci Fi or Psychological.
TV shows: Breaking Bad, Justified, Bones, Fringe, Castle, Supernatural, Walking Dead, Falling Skies.
Music: Black Sabbath, Slayer, Johnny Cash, Sepultura, Tool, old Metallica, Ministry, Gwar, The Doors, Blue Oyster Cult.
Video games: Mass Effect, Gears of War, Left 4 Dead, Elder Scrolls, Madden, Grand Theft Auto.

These are just a few examples.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is the part where I put family, friends, blah, blah, blah. And while I do care more that ANYTHING....I'm gonna do this section more materialistic.

Indoor Plumbing
Air Conditioning
My Car

I could actually do without any of these but it would suck.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I have done with my life to this point and what I plan on doing with my life in the future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at work and/or studying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to wrestle albino nazi midget hermaphrodites with no kneecaps and grumpy dispositions.
You should message me if
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If you are ok with me not being a pure country boy nor the pretty boy Timberlake wannabe type either.