Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am oft described as pit-bull puppy. My brain is made of random
philosophies and derp. Getting 'lost' in the woods is probably one
of my favorite things. I talk too much. I love People- but have
mixed feelings about Humanity- and care probably far too much about
the subtleties of nuance. I'm fairly fem, and very fey, but
generally hard to pin down (literally- I wiggle!). I own lots and
lots of fancy clothes of many assorted types. Sensuality is a big
deal for me, and a major part of how I understand the
Though the profile says gay, Queer (in many senses) is far more
accurate. I am polyamorous and I will admit to being on the site in
a big part because I am insatiably curious. I am trans, but the
best description of my gender is Omni (a little bit of everything).
I am generally a lightly fuzzy baritone.
I am currently looking for chill queer person(s) to dance with,
wreak havoc, and/or who are willing to cook gluten-free food for me
in exchange for enthusiastic and thorough appreciation of their
wonderfulness (in a manner of their choosing)....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a retreat space, reading, cooking, bonding with
community, making art and doing magic...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking for hours, finding really cool things at thrift stores,
giving back rubs and being a pillow, going on adventures, making up
words that aren't words, playing in the sun.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very loud and bouncy. Unless I'm not. Also vests. I wear a lot
of them. And my hair is very fluffy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am a dedicated follower of the Fat Kid way of life. I love food-
making it, eating it, thinking about it. I recently have had to cut
out gluten, which has sadly diminished the variety of food for
which I can properly express my love, but I still greatly enjoy
preparing glutenous feasts for others. I'm awfully bad at having
the time/memory to keep myself properly fed however (which is why I
am seriously looking for a food-buddy ;}). Feeding me is the
fastest way to win my affections, and I tend to be very hard to
lose once you have...
I've been reading much Tanya Huff lately, she's a fantastic fantasy
writer with healthy, well-written doses of humor and queer in most
all of her books. Neil Gaiman is a must have on my shelf, and I am
not addicted to Terry Pratchett- I could stop any time I wanted. If
forcibly dragged away.
I have a huge director-crush for Wes Anderson. I really love
well-made movies, fun films, and hilariously horrible
I have pretty open tastes when it comes to music, not big on rap or
country, but I'm willing to at least try to listen to almost
anything. I have soft spots for both musicals and shitty pop,
partially because they're really fun to sing along to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
5) Fuzzy Things
6) Shiny Stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
things that make my brain implode.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out having unexpected adventures or hanging around the house
watching Star Trek and Dr Who with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm horribly romantic, I love to woo and be wooed. (Though my
skewed sense of normality and timing means that doesn't always
manifest how one might think)
And if I like you, I'm most likely just gonna quietly creep- shy
person being shy. Or have a random conversation because it happened
to seem like a good idea.
I get very busy what with home life and fifteen billion projects
running at all times, so if I cease responding it really isn't
personal, it's probably that I haven't had time to come near the
site for weeks....
You should message me if
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You enjoy enjoying people (in any sense), like cooking
(particularly gluten-free) and/or eating, or would enjoy spending
time outside or cuddling or going dancing.
If you're Magic.
If you're awesome and/or you have cool skills that you want to show
off or fun things to do.
Or really just because. :}
Who are you looking for?
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