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23 Olympia, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 30
White, Other
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Open relationship
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am oft described as pit-bull puppy. My brain is made of random philosophies and derp. Getting 'lost' in the woods is probably one of my favorite things. I talk too much. I love People- but have mixed feelings about Humanity- and care probably far too much about the subtleties of nuance. I'm fairly fem, and very fey, but generally hard to pin down (literally- I wiggle!). I own lots and lots of fancy clothes of many assorted types. Sensuality is a big deal for me, and a major part of how I understand the universe.

Though the profile says bi, Queer/Pan (in many senses) is far more accurate. I am polyamorous and I will admit to being on the site in a big part because I am insatiably curious. I am trans, but the best description of my gender is Omni (a little bit of everything). I am generally a lightly fuzzy baritone.

I am currently looking for chill queer person(s) to dance with, wreak havoc, and/or who are willing to cook gluten-free food for me in exchange for enthusiastic and thorough appreciation of their wonderfulness (in a manner of their choosing)....
What I’m doing with my life
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Working to create connections, exploring space, reading, cooking, bonding with community, making art and doing magic...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking for hours, finding really cool things at thrift stores, giving back rubs and being a pillow, going on adventures, making up words that aren't words, playing in the sun.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm very loud and bouncy. Unless I'm not. Also vests. I wear a lot of them. Sometimes. And my hair is very fluffy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am a dedicated follower of the Fat Kid way of life. I love food- making it, eating it, thinking about it. I recently have had to cut out gluten, which has sadly diminished the variety of food for which I can properly express my love, but I still greatly enjoy preparing glutenous feasts for others. I'm awfully bad at having the time/memory to keep myself properly fed however (which is why I am seriously looking for a food-buddy ;}). Feeding me is the fastest way to win my affections, and I tend to be very hard to lose once you have...

I've been reading much Tanya Huff lately, she's a fantastic fantasy writer with healthy, well-written doses of humor and queer in most all of her books. Neil Gaiman is a must have on my shelf, and I am not addicted to Terry Pratchett- I could stop any time I wanted. If forcibly dragged away.

I have a huge director-crush for Wes Anderson. I really love well-made movies, fun films, and hilariously horrible enterprises.

I have pretty open tastes when it comes to music, not big on rap or country, but I'm willing to at least try to listen to almost anything. I have soft spots for both musicals and shitty pop, partially because they're really fun to sing along to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Food
2) Dance
3) Theater
4) People
5) Fuzzy Things
6) Shiny Stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
things that make my brain implode.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out having unexpected adventures or hanging around the house reading or watching Nerd shows with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm horribly romantic, I love to woo and be wooed. (Though my skewed sense of normality and timing means that doesn't always manifest how one might think)

And if I like you, I'm most likely just gonna quietly creep- shy person being shy. Or have a random conversation because it happened to seem like a good idea.
I get very busy what with home life and fifteen billion projects running at all times, so if I cease responding it really isn't personal, it's probably that I haven't had time to come near the site for weeks....
You should message me if
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You enjoy enjoying people (in any sense), like cooking (particularly gluten-free) and/or eating, or would enjoy spending time outside or cuddling or going dancing.
If you're Magic.
If you're awesome and/or you have cool skills that you want to show off or fun things to do.
Or really just because. :}