I was born on a starry night in 1975 and here we are....I'm witty, loyal, like to joke around, dread text messaging and emails, and I do my best to be a good guy! What more could you want?
What I’m doing with my life
Getting rid of excessive exclamation marks( ie !!!!!) One sentence
at a time. Ever notice that 911( most urgent of statements) has
I’m really good at
Sarcastic and dry humor. I've rated myself the best, with me having
an off day at it, as the 2nd best.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm told presence and lips. And, lots of typos before 11 A.M.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Once and Future King, Crime and Punishment, Lord of the
Flies, 1984, etc.
Music: The Cure, Toad The Wet Sprocket, old , Joy Division
Movies: Better Off Dead, Batman Begins, The Shawshank Redemption,
Some Kind of Wonderful, Lucas
The six things I could never do without
1. Nail clippers
2. A pencil
5. Dental Floss
6. A sense of humor, when things go well or when they go Category 5
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How if I won the lottery, then Kanye would walk up and tell me that
Beyoncé deserved it more
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Murder She Wrote and Matlock Seasons 1-3....wait, I'm 39
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that is says willing under this ! Not your most private thing, but something. Not answering this question is beyond boring
You should message me if
if you're interested in a LTR, marriage and family. It's a
sequential process, you know! Please have a sense of humor,
especially through email. It makes things, you know, actually