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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–46
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:21pm
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born on a starry night in 1975 and here we are....I'm witty, loyal, like to joke around, dread text messaging and emails, and I do my best to be a good guy! What more could you want?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting rid of excessive exclamation marks( ie !!!!!) One sentence at a time. Ever notice that 911( most urgent of statements) has none.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcastic and dry humor. I've rated myself the best, with me having an off day at it, as the 2nd best.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told presence and lips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Once and Future King, Crime and Punishment, Lord of the Flies, 1984, etc.
Music: The Cure, Toad The Wet Sprocket, old , Joy Division
Movies: Better Off Dead, Batman Begins, The Shawshank Redemption, Some Kind of Wonderful, Lucas
TV: Sportscenter
Food: Italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Nail clippers
2. A pencil
3. Wikipedia
5. Dental Floss
6. A sense of humor, when things go well or when they go Category 5 bad
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How if I won the lottery, then Kanye would walk up and tell me that Beyoncé deserved it more
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Murder She Wrote and Matlock Seasons 1-3....wait, I'm 39 not 79.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that is says willing under this ! Not your most private thing, but something. Not answering this question is beyond boring
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you're interested in a LTR, marriage and family. It's a sequential process, you know! Please have a sense of humor, especially through email. It makes things, you know, actually interesting