Wait . . . that's not right.
I am a guy trying to summarize my entire life in like 500 words. How ridiculous is that? I mean seriously what important things could I really tell you about my personality and why I am worth your time in this post? I mean I like movies, listening to music, watching baseball and basketball, having a good time, and hanging out with friends, which probably makes me the only guy on this website with that combination. Shockingly, I also like breathing, eating, drinking, and not being dead.
I guess all I can say is I am a regular guy and I want to stay regular, so I take Metamucil.