I am misanthropic, introspective, giddy with an air of sardonicism, you know for flavor.
I list myself as bisexual because OkCupid has a limited capacity for sexual orientations. But a more accurate description would be Pan-sexual. Also, polyamorous is a part of who I am in this world.
I am currently seeing someone and while we've been seeing one another for nearly a year now he third_of_trees and I are what you would consider part-time. He has a live in girl-friend and so we do our thing once or twice a week. I would very much like to find someone to spend the other available percentages of my time with.
I shave my legs but not my under arms. You should be okay with that. I shave for no person but my own personal comfort.
I suffer from Chronic Bitch Face. It's been a lifelong struggle.
I do not not not enjoy, participate, view or invest any time into sports. Yes I think it's great we have an nba team, yes ou/osu machismo testosterone grr whatever. It's all boring, I could go on but we're already bordering on bitchy so I'll stop.
And "selfies" I realize are gauche but meh deal with it. The folks who take pictures of me have those pictures. I think about the fact that I should probably ask for copies etc but also when I am out with my people I don't really dwell on perfecting my picture cache for you weirdos.
I also feel like there should be a "this is what I'm looking for" section on this silly profile.
So, What I'm Looking For: Some sort of forever, whatever our version may be, because really they are all different. I won't lie, I am terrified of falling in love. I guess that's a consequence of life and putting yourself out there a few times and not always getting the result you expect. I want to feel chosen by someone, and I know that this takes time, believe me I'm slow at this whole thing, I will happily allow for time, there will be no elopement after two dates. There will also not be any second date uhauls. But I am painfully romantic and sentimental. I don't believe in the one be all end all soul mate silliness. I do believe in humanities boundless capacity for love and devotion, and happiness.
So, there's that, do with it what you will.