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34 F Edmond, OK

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:16pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Christianity, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Life is a strange and messy thing. I constantly sit and wonder how I should fill this out. How to appropriately describe this self.

I am misanthropic, introspective, giddy with an air of sardonicism, you know for flavor.

I list myself as bisexual because OkCupid has a limited capacity for sexual orientations. But a more accurate description would be Pan-sexual. Also, polyamorous is a part of who I am in this world.

I am currently seeing someone and while we've been seeing one another for nearly a year now he third_of_trees and I are what you would consider part-time. He has a live in girl-friend and so we do our thing once or twice a week. I would very much like to find someone to spend the other available percentages of my time with.

I shave my legs but not my under arms. You should be okay with that. I shave for no person but my own personal comfort.

I suffer from Chronic Bitch Face. It's been a lifelong struggle.

I do not not not enjoy, participate, view or invest any time into sports. Yes I think it's great we have an nba team, yes ou/osu machismo testosterone grr whatever. It's all boring, I could go on but we're already bordering on bitchy so I'll stop.

And "selfies" I realize are gauche but meh deal with it. The folks who take pictures of me have those pictures. I think about the fact that I should probably ask for copies etc but also when I am out with my people I don't really dwell on perfecting my picture cache for you weirdos.

I also feel like there should be a "this is what I'm looking for" section on this silly profile.

So, What I'm Looking For: Some sort of forever, whatever our version may be, because really they are all different. I won't lie, I am terrified of falling in love. I guess that's a consequence of life and putting yourself out there a few times and not always getting the result you expect. I want to feel chosen by someone, and I know that this takes time, believe me I'm slow at this whole thing, I will happily allow for time, there will be no elopement after two dates. There will also not be any second date uhauls. But I am painfully romantic and sentimental. I don't believe in the one be all end all soul mate silliness. I do believe in humanities boundless capacity for love and devotion, and happiness.

So, there's that, do with it what you will.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
''At present I am a sojourner in civilized life again.'' -Thoreau

Concurrently employing four journals.

I write to keep my head above water intellectually. I work a day job to keep my head above water economically.

Is it okay to say I really have no idea? It's not that I haven't got things figured out and I am an independent person etc. But I think this question is more like should I build or paste my resume here? What am I doing? Sharing, caring, loving, experiencing, growing: Living. How's that?

Possibly having inappropriate love affairs with sushi rolls and Taco Mayo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Leaving stacks of books on my bedside tables.

Living on a constant arc of awkward.

Tripping over flat surfaces.

Staying up way past my bed time.

Picking things up with my toes.

Never folding my clean laundry.

Portmanteaus just ask sprocketsong I tend to drive her crazy with my usage of them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am a human female?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
No one belongs here more than you-Miranda July
One & Johnathon Livingston Seagull-both by Richard Bach-really anything by him
All the old standards and new standards, I would have loved to have been of an age to seduce Kurt Vonnegut, Leonard Cohen, Henry Miller, Gertrude Stein, & Sylvia Plath.

Beginners stands out, also Another Earth, Melancholia, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, High Fidelity, Love, Primer, Upstream Color. I like most of the Duplass brothers films, Safety Not Guaranteed is probably my favorite. Whatever I am currently watching is usually my new favorite movie.

Star Trek, BSG, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Peep Show, Buffy, Angel, Firefly, really anything Mr. Whedon does, etc etc.
I have no love for Star Wars (gasp), it just never spoke to me.

There is so much music and so little time. Here are some that I like. Amy Milan; Au revoir Simone; Broken Social Scene; Cat Power; Cocteau Twins; Decemberists; Devendra Banhart; Drive by Truckers; Echo & the Bunneymen; Emily Haines & the Soft Skeleton; Feist; Flaming Lips; Foo Fighters; Francoise Hardy; Galaxie 500; George Harrison; Haim; Husker Du; Imogen Heap; John Lennon; Leonard Cohen; Liz Phair; Low; Luna; Matt & Kim; Morrissey; Nancy Sinatra; Paul McCartney; Phoenix; Pixies; PJ Harvey; Portishead; Queen; Ringo Starr; Smiths, the; Sunset Rubdown; Tori Amos; Wussy; Yo La Tengo etc etc to infinity etc.

Vegetables, lots and lots of local fresh vegetables please. Persian food is my comfort food. But cake, cake is my favorite forever and ever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
isolation, the desert, night driving, peanut butter, fudge & banana milkshakes, a notebook, and a pen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to adequately and appropriately describe this self.

The things I want to say on Facebook, but don't.

Love, romantic, familial, friendly. There needs to be more love going out into our world.

How I feel like the grumpy cat of okcupid, this site is full of a lot of "no's" and "it was awfuls"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on my interdependence skills.

With my nearest and dearest. Saturday's are better for me though regarding going out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am super not into this whole cloak and dagger thing. I am probably honest to a fault if that's actually a fault, I don't really think it is.

Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" doesn't offend me.

Also, there is FetLife-although this username won't allow you to find me.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are able to find something more creative to talk to me about than just my looks or the sad hi/hello. "Come on guys, use your noodle I know you have one"-Tori Amos

I won't be a party to you cheating on your spouse/significant other/life partner/whatever- I only deal in open and honest where everyone involved knows about everyone else.

Also it would be helpful if you understood all of this:

Seriously, I am not kidding in the least.

Oh, and the noodle thing is not a reference to your penis, get over yourself.