Let's begin with the basics. I have no interest in dating anyone. At all. I don't mind drinking with you. And being naked. But, I'm really not boyfriend material, by any stretch of imagination. I'm a "fun-time" person. That's about it.
I'm here, in all honesty, to find someone that I can fingerbang behind a shrub in Palmer Square or Humboldt Park at 3AM. Possibly on the Bloomington Trail. Anything outside of that will be automatically viewed with suspicion.