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Thorntonium

42 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–52
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm essentially nocturnal, heavily hedonistic, honest to an absolute fault, typical Leo misanthrope. Also, according to 46 of the 50 states in the union, a total alcoholic. Stupid laws.

Let's begin with the basics. I have no interest in dating anyone. At all. I don't mind drinking with you. And being naked. But, I'm really not boyfriend material, by any stretch of imagination. I'm a "fun-time" person. That's about it.

I'm here, in all honesty, to find someone that I can fingerbang behind a shrub in Palmer Square or Humboldt Park at 3AM. Possibly on the Bloomington Trail. Anything outside of that will be automatically viewed with suspicion.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making the world a better place.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dodging questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I stole their lighter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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English authors.
American movies.
BBC, HBO, AMC shows
80's-90's hipster shit music
French Food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water
Food
Shelter
A dog
Pussy
Cock
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how I'm going to stick my penis into things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
milling about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm kinda a drunk.

Yay me!
You should message me if
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you feel like it.