Thorntonium
43 Jefferson City, MO
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My self-summary
I'm essentially nocturnal, heavily hedonistic, honest to an absolute fault, typical Leo misanthrope. Also, according to 46 of the 50 states in the union, a total alcoholic. Stupid laws.

Let's begin with the basics. I have no interest in dating anyone. At all. I don't mind drinking with you. And being naked. But, I'm really not boyfriend material, by any stretch of imagination. I'm a "fun-time" person. That's about it.

I'm here, in all honesty, to find someone that I can fingerbang behind a shrub in Palmer Square or Humboldt Park at 3AM. Possibly on the Bloomington Trail. Anything outside of that will be automatically viewed with suspicion.
What I’m doing with my life
Making the world a better place.
I’m really good at
dodging questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I stole their lighter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
English authors.
American movies.
BBC, HBO, AMC shows
80's-90's hipster shit music
French Food
The six things I could never do without
Water
Food
Shelter
A dog
Medications
Teas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how I'm going to stick my penis into things.
On a typical Friday night I am
milling about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I'm kinda a drunk.

Yay me!
You should message me if
you have a dog.
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