Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I STILL LOVE THIS PROFILE, BUT I WAS TOLD THAT IT SEEMS
ANTI-SOCIAL, AND IS A MISLEADING REPRESENTATION OF MYSELF, SO I
HAVE A SINCERE ONE NOW AT okcupid.com/profile/seesnoceilings
They wouldn't let me end it at "Always Growing." So there was a
woman and a man; they had a little baby, and there were three in
"A free boy, a leader afraid of his own authority, proud and
sensitive and suspicious, battling against the squalor of his life
and against the riot of his mind."
I am narcisistic, contradictory, and trying to be simple
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to build a cushion to comfort those who care about me as I
look for the highest place to fall to my death from.
I just( August, 2012) graduated with my B.A in English and
Linguistics (Multidsiciplinary, not double). I thought I wanted to
live in different places for a year at a time, and I went to
Vietnam for a few months, but I'm no expat. I'm coming back home to
pursue a career in workforce and economic development in this great
state, but if I can't for some reason, I'm qualified and capable of
teaching English abroad.
I like business and politics and public policy and EMS and
statebuilding and whatever else awesome fucking people do.
Dream job at 35: Ezra Klein
45: Charlie Rose
55-death: Keith Richards
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doin' dishes, turning off shit entertainment quickly, not dribblin'
pee on my pants, knowing what other people are good at, enjoying
boners, and fantasizing.
Adapting, and utilizing tools and resources: I'd like to take this
space to defend my use of this site. For one thing, I'm very
particular about partners, and outside of looks, this site gives a
great template for people to express themselves, more so than could
be understood through dancing with someone at a club. It's free,
and it allows me to throw a wider net to find people I may enjoy,
without depending on the chance that they'll be somewhere when I am
somewhere and able to interact with each other. We're absolutely
putting ourselves in a position of vulnerability with the chance to
be somewhat harassed by having such public profiles. But,
generally, there shouldn't be the stigma to online introduction
spaces such as OKCupid like there is with people my age. (I think
it'd be a little more effective if there were more things like
attractiveness grouping, and maybe limiting message ability of
those who abuse the site, but it's still better than nothing.)
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I forgot their name, and I can't stop looking at their chest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything by Ben Franklin, Albert Einstein, George
Washington, Sir Francis Drake, Buzz Aldren, Smokey the Bear,
Franklin Turtle, and Mos Def.
Movies: Anything on WE or Lifetime; I love commercials.
Music: Fuckin' hate music.
Food: Pastrami: a.k.a God's Vagina
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My 5 nipples and my cat, Dickbag--> ask for pictures.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like to drink and laugh and sing with friends, but ideally I'd be
learning or producing or being some kind of non-nobody.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My penis, when erect, curves slightly to the left.
I could date anyone attractive enough for a couple of weeks, but
that's not what I'm looking for. So, if you're attractive enough
and can see the good through my somewhat abrasive qualities, then
there's a high likelihood that you're the type of person I'll try
to keep around for as long as possible.
You should message me if
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