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Thoughtmaster

33 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Jan 23, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Well 2012 is the Apocalypse, so good time to destroy all this old nonsense and start a new creation.

I am both an egotist and a pragmatist.
What I’m doing with my life
Surviving, barely.
I’m really good at
Wasting my time.
The first things people usually notice about me
The shabbiness of my clothes.
The six things I could never do without
Security, my bed, the Internet, food I can eat without cooking, scaldingly hot showers, and the Act of Onan.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The general pointlessness of life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping in to recover from my hellacious work schedule...which only makes my weekend seem more inadequately short.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear white briefs exclusively. One time I was stranded overday at a convention in Bloomington with no way to go home for a change of clothes, went to the Mall of America and bought some undies that were a name brand and thus more expensive than my usual. Later that night, a friend who was at the convention with me sat in such a way that I could see (having never previously desired to inspect his underwear) that he was wearing briefs of the same brand that I had just acquired! Weird.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
I ever get this profile completed.