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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Jan 19
5' 10" (1.78m)
Not at all
Other and it’s important
High school
Doesn’t want kids
My self-summary
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Well 2012 is the Apocalypse, so good time to destroy all this old nonsense and start a new creation.

I am both an egotist and a pragmatist.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Surviving, barely.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wasting my time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The shabbiness of my clothes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Security, my bed, the Internet, food I can eat without cooking, scaldingly hot showers, and the Act of Onan.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The general pointlessness of life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping in to recover from my hellacious work schedule...which only makes my weekend seem more inadequately short.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wear white briefs exclusively. One time I was stranded overday at a convention in Bloomington with no way to go home for a change of clothes, went to the Mall of America and bought some undies that were a name brand and thus more expensive than my usual. Later that night, a friend who was at the convention with me sat in such a way that I could see (having never previously desired to inspect his underwear) that he was wearing briefs of the same brand that I had just acquired! Weird.
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I ever get this profile completed.