My "Just Say Hi" Manifesto:

Okay, look, before you read on, ask yourself if it matters. Were you going to message me anyway? Were you not going to message me regardless? 25 years of a person's life, and everything there is to know about them is hardly summed up in a few paragraphs. Just say hi! Worst thing that can happen is I sneeze on you. And if I do that...really sorry :3

I'm a 25-year old kid. I'd like to think I'm pretty much awesome. I'm focused on loving life, and refusing to grow up. I'm responsible when I need to be, and I make sure that's as infrequently as possible. To my wife and I, life's too short. Are you really living your life if you're spending every day worrying about it? So just say hi.

Do not read on if you're shy, closed-minded, or don't find women attractive. If you think I sound like an awesome person, then feel free to message me. I'll still be awesome. Or even if I'm not awesome, you can still just message me. I can banter, I can debate, I can chat and I can send cat gifs. Even if you're not the 3rd party that my wife and I are looking for, JUST SAY HI ANYWAY!

If you think I sound like a terrible person, message me as well, cause...mortal enemies make for *great* plot lines. So just say hi.

I still encourage you to say hi, but I will be up front in cautioning all of you wonderful men and women out there looking for something serious. I can be seriously committed, but only in a physical and a "you're the one of the best people I've ever met" kind of way. As far as something "more" (which is such a relative term), I'm already married. My wife Jennybeanz05 and I are looking for someone who is interested in both of us. We want to share someone. A mutual girlfriend, if you will. We both want to date you. Sometimes separately, sometimes together.

I fully understand the likelihood that you actually exist is staggeringly slim, but if I we don't look for you, we'll never find you. :)

Currently I work in travel sales. It's an easy job, and I'm good at it (I think). I'm also in a band as full-time as possible. I'll post up tour dates through the Vegas area on here as often as I can remember. If you like a good time and just some solid rock music, come check us out sometime :)

On the side I've been doing a lot of writing and blogging for several different websites. I'm a big gamer, both tabletop and desktop, and that's generally what I get hired to write about. I'm trying to spend more time out of the house with friends, or reading and relaxing lately though. I still love gaming, but I've been trying to unplug a little. I played World of Warcraft for a solid 5 years, and while I cherish a lot of the memories and real friends I made there, I also feel I lost a several of the best years of my life to it.

Updated: GW2 was finally released, so I've been bouncing between playing that and playing League of Legends still. On top of that, I auditioned and got into a band as the lead singer, so I've been putting a lot of time, effort, and love into that project. It feels AMAZING to be performing again.

Update again: Yeah. I'm back on WoW. That happened. But if you play, add my battle.net tag: Thraine#1163. On top of that, I'm dipping into all sorts of other games still. I never stopped playing League of Legends, and right now I'm trying to get my skills honed enough to form a Vegas/West-Coast-based team for MLG. Also playing GW, and TERA. If you play any of those, send me a message :)

As far as a direction for my life, I have not lost my whimsical and free-footed way of living, but I've decided I want to "be" something eventually. I'm thinking something in marketing. We'll see if I ever get my ass to school to do it. But I've got my nose pressed on the glass, at least. Gotta start somewhere.

I figured I'd give this a little more fleshing out since I didn't see any reason in skimping on the part where I get to brag about myself xD

Writing is my passion, seconded only to music. I wish to the Gods I was talented at any kind of visual arts, because I have so many fun ideas I'd love to draw, but I can't make a straight line to save my life. But I compensate by being able to paint you a picture with paragraphs, or move you with music.

I used to be modest about it, and I don't necessarily think I "brag" per say, but so many different people over so many years have all said the same thing, so I finally started to believe them. I love doing these things, and they're my lifeline. Especially music. If someone were to ever take my music away, aside from being a really big meanie head, they'd be effectively killing me. I think only people who have a similar passion, a passion that truly is hardwired into their heart and clouds their brains with crazy thoughts can appreciate what I mean.

Anyway, those are the things I love and am good at.
And juggling pythons. I do that *all the time*.

"Why is he standing on a chair?"

They notice that I'm a front man for life, and I can't have too many tour mates.

I love the Ender's series of books, Hitchhiker's Guide series, Odd Thomas series, anything from Neil Gaiman (especially Good Omens <3), the Wizard of Earthsea books, Redwall. Past that I don't read much...not because I don't like to read (I actually rather enjoy it), but I just have trouble finding time to sit down and actually do it.

Shows...I love science documentaries. Stuff like "How the Universe Works" and "Torrential Forces of Nature that Fuck Shit Up Constantly". I like several anime series (lately I've been watching Deathnote. SO GOOD.), and I'm usually agreeable to sit and watch anything that's not reality tv drek. Actual shows are The Voice (okay so that's kinda reality TV, but the hosts actually have chemistry together so it's fun), How I Met Your Mother, Phineas and Ferb, Star Trek, Buffy, Numb3rs, Criminal Minds, Walking Dead, West Wing.

Movies...man I don't even know. I love some good explosion porn (or regular porn, for that matter). But who doesn't like movies? Movies are just awesome. There's so many out there it's a silly endeavor to try and list a fraction of all of them. I like comedies, dramas, even scary movies (but not often. I'm a wimp.). It really just just depends on the mood.

Music...unfair question. Tooooooo much. I genuinely like TONS of stuff. In my library you'll find everything from Metallica to Eminem, Slaughterhouse to Negative pH, Britney Spears to Nickleback (haters gonna hate). Being a musician myself, I appreciate samples from every genre.

Food...oddly, same answer as music :)

My computer/Internet
Sex
Music
Friends
Humor
My wife
Pants

No wait, I can always do without pants.

And yes. I'm serious. If you were to take away any of those things, I would instantly combust and make a big ashy, gooey mess that you'd then be stuck cleaning up. YOU DON'T KNOW MY PHYSIOLOGY. I'M CRAY CRAY BRO.

Except pants.

Sex.

Either out at karaoke, out at a show, or inside gaming, probably enjoying a drink. But I'd rather be doing it with you :)

I'm a robot.

DO YOU KNOW THE SECRET FORMULA?

Also, if you've ever had the fantasy of being a couple's girlfriend.