Okay, look, before you read on, ask yourself if it matters. Were you going to message me anyway? Were you not going to message me regardless? 25 years of a person's life, and everything there is to know about them is hardly summed up in a few paragraphs. Just say hi! Worst thing that can happen is I sneeze on you. And if I do that...really sorry :3
I'm a 25-year old kid. I'd like to think I'm pretty much awesome. I'm focused on loving life, and refusing to grow up. I'm responsible when I need to be, and I make sure that's as infrequently as possible. To my wife and I, life's too short. Are you really living your life if you're spending every day worrying about it? So just say hi.
Do not read on if you're shy, closed-minded, or don't find women attractive. If you think I sound like an awesome person, then feel free to message me. I'll still be awesome. Or even if I'm not awesome, you can still just message me. I can banter, I can debate, I can chat and I can send cat gifs. Even if you're not the 3rd party that my wife and I are looking for, JUST SAY HI ANYWAY!
If you think I sound like a terrible person, message me as well, cause...mortal enemies make for *great* plot lines. So just say hi.
I still encourage you to say hi, but I will be up front in cautioning all of you wonderful men and women out there looking for something serious. I can be seriously committed, but only in a physical and a "you're the one of the best people I've ever met" kind of way. As far as something "more" (which is such a relative term), I'm already married. My wife Jennybeanz05 and I are looking for someone who is interested in both of us. We want to share someone. A mutual girlfriend, if you will. We both want to date you. Sometimes separately, sometimes together.
I fully understand the likelihood that you actually exist is staggeringly slim, but if I we don't look for you, we'll never find you. :)