Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
We're three sexy 21st century gentlemen living in a cozy townhouse
together in LA. Come join us in our wild and crazy histrionic
adventures where we learn about life, love, and friendship.
The Actor: An autistic-ish goofball with a heart
of gold. He's the cuddler of the group and has the dance moves of a
seizuring John Travolta. If you need to drone on about your day in
excruciating detail, he's your man. Maybe you can help us convince
him to shave his mustache!
The Photographer: A humble artist and ladies man
with exceptionally good looks, unmatched wit and charm, and a huge
penis (We let him write this part...). He can often be found taking
selfies in the downstairs powder room, and loudly bragging about
the minutiae from his career and love life. Truly an unchecked
The Gambler: A sociopathic enigma, currently
emotionally unavailable. He is looking for activity partners that
can open his world to unique LA experiences. Also likes it when
girls buy him dinner, and in exchange he will watch Sex and the
City with you.
Together we make one complete human being. Come and date one... or
all three of us!*
* Limit of one romantic emotional connection at a time per user,
however all three persons may be present on any given date or
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Acting, Gambling, Photographing, loving.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awesome to hang out with! But don't take our word for it,
here are some customer testimonials!
I've slept with ThreeGuysOneOKC so many times that I really don't
know how to feel about it...
: How did
this even happen?
: What are you
doing in my apartment?
I like books!
: Profile was
hilarious, but no offense, none of you guys are my type.
: After this date,
all of my goals in life have been achieved. This is amazing!
As you can see, we're quite the catch! REAL PEOPLE! REAL
TESTIMONIALS! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
We've heard that Caddyshack is good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If this sort of gimmick profile will work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with each other, while still feeling very, very alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We have all heard each other having sex.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
◊ You have two friends and you want a triple date. Sounds great,
◊ You have one friend and want a double date (selected at
◊ You have no friends (which is sad) and need a 1-on-1 date (one of
us selected at random).
◊ You're into foursomes.
Kidding! You can only have sex with one of us at a time!
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.