I like that one, though I'm not sure what Oscar Wilde would think about the veneer of Facebook profiles and online dating self-summaries. Take it as you will, then. I love my life. I'm extremely lucky to have it, but worked my ass off at the same time to get here. I'm a doctor in an ER. My job is wild, difficult, and often deals in life-and-death. Performing the job is, itself, a disease that can only be cured by whiskey. But I am really good at it, which tends to balance the scales.
If it helps, I'm an ENFP. I like to learn, and to continually adapt. All of our upsides are also our downfalls, so it doesn't make much sense to pitch my qualities here, though metaphors and situations might be better. If I'm a drink, I'm a stiff rye; not for everyone, but the only thing for some. If we were stranded in the Alaskan wilderness, being chased by bears or wolves, you would be at least 50% sure I'd somehow get us both to safety.