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28 Lake Jackson, TX Man


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  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
Today – 5:31am
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
When drinking
Dropped out of two-year college
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Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I'm going to jump around now. Like on a bouncy bounce while just inebriated enough to lose my equilibrium.

I once attended a beer festival in the Adirondacks in the winter. At Adirondack brewery actually and it was outside. And they had cask aged beer. Oh, it was snowing too.

I recently moved to this lovely part of the country from New York. Upstate New York.

My aspirations in life can relate well to Anthony Bourdain

St Pattys day a few years ago...kegs and eggs followed by bar hopping. This all started around ten and I was going to see my friends punk band play at around eight that night. This I did and managed dance, skank and mosh the rest of the night away. And that was followed up with a burlesque show.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it
I’m really good at
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Laughing obnoxiously


Getting really excited about inconsequential things

Drinking good beer
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard...when I have one

Oh and my cape I like to wear. Especially when I run around with my arms towards the sky making whooshing sounds. With my mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Love love love Vonnegut, fav is prolly Slapstick. Bukowski for sure. Dark Tower series, On the road, Fahrenheit 451

So very many movies to choose from. Black Swan, Full Metal Jacket, The Chaser, Lady Vengence, Blue Velvet, Broken Embraces, Amelie, Dancer In the Dark, Weirdsville, The Proposition, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, There Will Be Blood, Adaptation, Pulp Fiction, The Fifth Element, The Life Aquatic, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, City of God, 2046, Submarine, The Devils Backbone, Pandorum, District 9, Alien Anthology, Vanishing Point. Love to follow directors

Homeland, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, Louie, Moden Family, New Girl

Love all kinds of music except country, just can't handle the twangy voices. So likes: rock, classic rock, indie, punk, post punk, trip hop, electronica. Dirty Projectors, Portishead, CCR, Phantogram, Feist, The XX, Radiohead, Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Al Green, David Bowie, TV on the Radio, Refused, The Misfits, Mars Volta, At the Drive-In, Manchester Orchestra, Gotan Project, Caravan Palace, Arcade Fire, Boombox, Clutch, Edith Piaf, Modest Mouse, Violent Femmes, Muse, The Yeah Yeah yeahs, Fugazi, Iggy and the Stooges, Leonard Cohen, Grimes, Purity Ring

Love sushi, seafood, creative dishes, spicy stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The sun

In that order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gerald Ford

How Im going to build my space ship to the moon

Why I can't have a Tucker of my own

Mark Ruffalo not returning my calls
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Jazzersize mostly, it's my passion
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