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ThrowingClay

29 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–58
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Sing o muse
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Friends and family do not come first. I have no child, but if I did they wouldn't be "the most important/bestest thing in my life." I am not "fun loving and down to earth."

I don't like to travel or spend time with friends, and I don't "like to have fun." I am absolutely able to capture everything about me in a self-summary and find it far from difficult to "sum myself up" because I'm just like everyone else and am not some special mix of spices. Despite this, Fight Club is not a favorite movie of mine even if Helena Bonham Carter is incredibly seductive. Part of that are her curves and part of that is her insanity.

I'm not "laid-back and easygoing" because anyone who puts that in their profile is not. And it is now in my profile.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
People get nervous when I look at them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually a really nice guy with a lovely cock.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Can you tell I'm being sardonic about all the boring profiles on here yet? It's important for me to know that you know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
They say beneath his coat, there are wings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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LOL THEN IT WOULDN'T BE PRIVATE.
You should message me if
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I would think you'd know by now.