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ThrowupMonster
26 / M / straight / Available
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 4" (1.93m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
- Smokes
- —
- Drinks
- —
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Taurus
- Education
- —
- Job
- —
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am rocket, sled, and coke.
My Self-Summary
Tall and nerdy eleutherophile.
I'm the most interesting boring person you'll ever meet.
I'm the most interesting boring person you'll ever meet.
What I’m doing with my life
Growing gesneriads, photographing things and excluding others.
I’m really good at
Eh.... meh?
I strive to be a polymath, but end up as some species of 'jack of all trades' in the end.
I strive to be a polymath, but end up as some species of 'jack of all trades' in the end.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall/ lanky, glasses. thirsty.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Anthony Burgess, the Arabian Nights, Bob Fenner, HP Lovecraft,
David and the Phoenix, Homer, older cookbooks, Robert E Howard,
folklore/ mythology..
Sons of Anarchy, Das Experiment, Way of the Gun, Leon/ The Professional, Sharpe's, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Battle Royale, Carnivale, Twin Peaks, Rome...
Mike Patton, Beck, Fats Waller, Underworld, Johnny Cash, Massive Attack, Roy Orbison, Lacunae, Fantomas, Elvis, Franz Liszt, Boards of Canada, Way Out West, Mr Bungle, Tricky....
French, Cajun*, Spanish, Creole, most Chinese, most southern American.....
*Like, actual Cajun food, and not just blackened shit.
Sons of Anarchy, Das Experiment, Way of the Gun, Leon/ The Professional, Sharpe's, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Battle Royale, Carnivale, Twin Peaks, Rome...
Mike Patton, Beck, Fats Waller, Underworld, Johnny Cash, Massive Attack, Roy Orbison, Lacunae, Fantomas, Elvis, Franz Liszt, Boards of Canada, Way Out West, Mr Bungle, Tricky....
French, Cajun*, Spanish, Creole, most Chinese, most southern American.....
*Like, actual Cajun food, and not just blackened shit.
The six things I could never do without
Advil
emulsified sauces
camera
Monster Rancher 1 and/or 4
houseplants
cider
emulsified sauces
camera
Monster Rancher 1 and/or 4
houseplants
cider
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ants.
You should message me if
Don't.
