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Thtb

26 Regensburg, Germany Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Black
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"It has been a challenging mating season for Birdman"
-Birdman

Anyway, most profil texts are useless at letting you know a person, so instead i'll teach you how to tag things on okcupid. 2 Brackets [] on both ends of a word, like this;

[remove[word]remove]
Archery - BDSM - Magic - Cooking - German

Now you create clickable tags that show you other people with a shared intrest, isn't that sweet?

For German keyboards;

strg + alt + 8 = [
strg + alt + 9 = ]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a project management web-IT-kinda-guy. I get a load of money, a rough idea/framework and then find freelancers to do the hard work while I manage them and my team.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling storys, making people laugh, making people food and making people orgasm and really, what more do you need?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me.

Cliché answer aside, I have long hair and a beard and hair everywhere, so my high natural testerone level, produced by my massive, horse like... Ego?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Neil Gaiman, Terry P, Some alt-indi shit, some metal, some of everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Friends
-Family
-My past expierences, good and bad
-A little kink
-My humor and sarcasm
-A sixth thing
-Oh wait, The internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to not think to much.

Sometimes our brains work against ourselfs and we really need to learn to not give a shit sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing on a rooftop with a shoe on my head, inside the shoe is a frog that ate 3 smarties and a spoon of coke. The lances are knotted together under my chin, so it doesn't just fall off you see? There is a beat box on the other end of the roof. I normally wear a open shirt, black or with stylish artwork on it. In my left hand I carry a wine bottle with the corkscrew still in it, halfway open. In my right I hold my phone, sending messages out to random numbers as I rock a air guitar. There is also a hula-hup ring around my waist, but normally not for long. No good at that. Under the frog-shoe I wear a backwards cap, while my hair is drawn back in a ponytail and my beard is in y stylish, not shaved for 3 days style. On my feet I wear one inline-skater and try to use a vacuum cleaner with the other. Did I mention I am wearing leather gloves? Well I am, they are rather sweet and keep my hands warm when the wind goes a little rough up there. I close my eyes and recite the lyrics of "The best song in the world, by tenacious D", then do "Alphawezen - Rain" in reverse. I sometimes do hip trusts, just to train my body musculature, but really not to be so nervous about what I´m doing. I then snort a pack of sugar from mcdonalds (urgs) including packaging and explain to the police officers that I am infact not high on drugs, and no, I won´t sell my natural high, I swear! Then i get drunk enough to dare sing campfire songs with my friend on the guitar, soon after making up the words as we go along.

Yes, every Friday. How about you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ich hab einen pferdeschwanz... und lange haare.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Alright;

-If you are to shy to say hi

-If you have questions about anything (remember the tags at the start)?

-You are willing to answer questions none ever asked you before

-Not a billion miles away, I'm sorry Xen-Ku-La of moon 7 of Pargua, but intergalactic dating just isn't working out for me.