Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"It has been a challenging mating season for Birdman"
Anyway, most profil texts are useless at letting you know a person,
so instead i'll teach you how to tag things on okcupid. 2 Brackets
 on both ends of a word, like this;
Now you create clickable tags that show you other people with a
shared intrest, isn't that sweet?
For German keyboards;
strg + alt + 8 = [
strg + alt + 9 = ]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a project management web-IT-kinda-guy. I get a load of money, a
rough idea/framework and then find freelancers to do the hard work
while I manage them and my team.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling storys, making people laugh, making people food and making
people orgasm and really, what more do you need?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me.
Cliché answer aside, I have long hair and a beard and hair
everywhere, so my high natural testerone level, produced by my
massive, horse like... Ego?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Neil Gaiman, Terry P, Some alt-indi shit, some metal, some of
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My past expierences, good and bad
-A little kink
-My humor and sarcasm
-A sixth thing
-Oh wait, The internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to not think to much.
Sometimes our brains work against ourselfs and we really need to
learn to not give a shit sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing on a rooftop with a shoe on my head, inside the shoe is a
frog that ate 3 smarties and a spoon of coke. The lances are
knotted together under my chin, so it doesn't just fall off you
see? There is a beat box on the other end of the roof. I normally
wear a open shirt, black or with stylish artwork on it. In my left
hand I carry a wine bottle with the corkscrew still in it, halfway
open. In my right I hold my phone, sending messages out to random
numbers as I rock a air guitar. There is also a hula-hup ring
around my waist, but normally not for long. No good at that. Under
the frog-shoe I wear a backwards cap, while my hair is drawn back
in a ponytail and my beard is in y stylish, not shaved for 3 days
style. On my feet I wear one inline-skater and try to use a vacuum
cleaner with the other. Did I mention I am wearing leather gloves?
Well I am, they are rather sweet and keep my hands warm when the
wind goes a little rough up there. I close my eyes and recite the
lyrics of "The best song in the world, by tenacious D", then do
"Alphawezen - Rain" in reverse. I sometimes do hip trusts, just to
train my body musculature, but really not to be so nervous about
what I´m doing. I then snort a pack of sugar from mcdonalds (urgs)
including packaging and explain to the police officers that I am
infact not high on drugs, and no, I won´t sell my natural high, I
swear! Then i get drunk enough to dare sing campfire songs with my
friend on the guitar, soon after making up the words as we go
Yes, every Friday. How about you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ich hab einen pferdeschwanz... und lange haare.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-If you are to shy to say hi
-If you have questions about anything (remember the tags at the
-You are willing to answer questions none ever asked you
-Not a billion miles away, I'm sorry Xen-Ku-La of moon 7 of Pargua,
but intergalactic dating just isn't working out for me.
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