Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Old, outdates Profil. Just talk to me instead.
, making love
, Meeting strangers
, Nerdy Things
and then cuddling some more,
, MagicMagic the Gathering
I am into BDSM
, on the Dominate Master Blindfolds
, Light Bondage mindfucks
. (Just ask) WhateverIwantto
Skating You Us Virgo Earth Cute
Girls, but also sex-postive Woman
even if they are a little crazy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do stuff with the web and get payed for it, it's pretty sweet.
Also sort-of-partly own a pub, mostly visited by artists, musicians
and creative people of all sorts - so basically all those guys who
don't have any money : )
I explore the world and its people, normally traveling at least
once every 3 months, often more... even if you are far away from
me, it isn't that much of a issue tbh)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making love, fixing other peoples problems, finding out how things
work... selling myself short...
Getting a crazy idea stuck in my head and making it become
Making people laugh.
Over thinking things.
Giving Advise and taking it serious if given to myself.
Relaxing and making others relaxed as well, having a good
Storytelling (sometimes as DM)
Making my bad sides look okay
Attracting interesting people (Best superpower ever)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Long black hair. And then they make a stupid comment based on a
Cliché, like "Oh you most like metal/rock" "Oh your a
hippy/artist/pothead?" ... and so on. This tells me at least
something about them and there focus. I hate being put in a box,
like "Oh pc-freak/drughead/rebel".
Take the effort to get to know me, I do the same.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Neil Gaiman, Scott Pilgrim vs the World an---
and i don't think what I list here is all that important - why not
leave that for when we talk?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-You (how disgustingly sweet to say, right?)
-Satisfying my curiosity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to not think to much.
Maybe my brain is to active, but it is hard for me to just not
think about everything, all the time, considering things,
calculating the shortest path for where i am going, building
fantasy worlds, recalling some of the many bad memory i have,
placing myself in someone else shoes and seeing things from there
side, trying to gasp how woman work (thanks ladys, that one still
keeps me busy sometimes)...
You know how most people imagine a little guy running/skating along
when they look out the window of a car/bus on a long ride? I
imagined a little guy using everything he comes across to construct
his own car, upgrading it with whatever comes along, soon taking
forms far far removed from a car, losing marital whenever a harder
marital hit, using whatever we drive by as fuel, wood is poor,
parked cars is great and gas stations is the holy grail, building
machinery inside the machine to process things and so on. The
bigger the better.
I learned to control it better nowadays though, but a love for the
over complex and getting lost in thoughs and daydreams stays.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing on a rooftop with a shoe on my head, inside the shoe is a
frog that ate 3 smarties and a spoon of coke. The lances are
knotted together under my chin, so it doesn't just fall off you
see? There is a beat box on the other end of the roof. I normally
wear a open shirt, black or with stylish artwork on it. In my left
hand I carry a wine bottle with the corkscrew still in it, halfway
open. In my right I hold my phone, sending messages out to random
numbers as I rock a air guitar. There is also a hula-hup ring
around my waist, but normally not for long. No good at that. Under
the frog-shoe I wear a backwards cap, while my hair is drawn back
in a ponytail and my beard is in y stylish, not shaved for 3 days
style. On my feet I wear one inline-skater and try to use a vacuum
cleaner with the other. Did I mention I am wearing leather gloves?
Well I am, they are rather sweet and keep my hands warm when the
wind goes a little rough up there. I close my eyes and recite the
lyrics of "The best song in the world, by tenacious D", then do
"Alphawezen - Rain" in reverse. I sometimes do hip trusts, just to
train my body musculature, but really not to be so nervous about
what I´m doing. I then snort a pack of sugar from mcdonalds (urgs)
including packaging and explain to the police officers that I am
infact not high on drugs, and no, I won´t sell my natural high, I
swear! Then i get drunk enough to dare sing campfire songs with my
friend on the guitar, soon after making up the words as we go
Yes, every Friday. How about you?
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