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My self-summary Propose an edit

One of the most difficult things to do is to draw up a profile that is attractive, that makes people want to message you; a profile that conveys to everyone what a wonderful person you are, and how much you can do for whatever woman crosses this page. However, I would rather not lie, and I strive to be honest.

I'm 22. I am a professional musician, and I am a singer/composer and vocal percussionist, or beat boxer, and have done them professionally; in addition, I am a professional ad-lib comedian.

No, I didn't go to college. Two weeks after I graduated hight school I was presented with a choice: go to college, or go on tour. I went on tour.

I work part time for Domino's, and I enjoy it.

I love to make people laugh. Absolutely love it. If I lost my ability to make people laugh, I would be the most miserable human being in existence.

I'm far from best looking guy out there, but I'm definitely the best one to be friends with, or more than friends even. I'm one of those easy-to-talk-to-will-always-be-there-for-you-no-matter-what kind of guys. I'm always respectful, and I can very easily take "no" for an answer.

I have a bad ankle and calf, and I walk with a slight but all too noticeable limp. I'm almost always in pain. Sometimes I have to use a cane.

I'm extremely observant, and I'm very good at piecing things together. Hiding things from me is difficult. I've been told I'd make an excellent detective.

I'm extremely impatient, but please don't judge me by it. I make up for being impatient by always being honest, sincere, respectful, genuine, and polite. In fact, I pride myself on it.

I drive a 1987 Honda CRX. My car is better than your car. I don't care if your car is a Porsche 911. My car is better.

I own two cats, their names are Shadrach and Abednego, and I love them with my life.

I'm not the best looking guy out there, but I'm definitely the best one to be friends with, or more than friends even. I'm one of those easy-to-talk-to-will-always-be-there-for-you-no-matter-what kind of guys. I'm always respectful, it's the best quality I have.

I make a lot of noise. I'm really into WWE, and I love to drive.

That's about it.

Holla,

~
Jorge

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Doing my best to make a living.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Making people laugh.

Driving.

Driving while making people laugh.

Singing.

Vocal Percussion (Beatboxing)

Beatboxing in the shower.

Drinking soda.

Fixing computers.

Computer networking.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Honestly, I have no idea. Probably my humour, as I do my best to make everyone around me laugh.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

I like everything. Except horror. And tomatoes.

In terms of music, I like:

Kevin Gilbert, XTC, Take 6, moosebutter, Rockapella, Tonic Sol-Fa, Blue Man Group, Cadence, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Beck. Bobby McFerrin, Bobby Brown, Bruce Springsteen, Chamillionaire, David Bowie, The Dirty Dozen Brass Band, Fleetwood Mac, Gnarls Barkley, Herbie Hancock, The House Jacks, Toxic Audio, Johnny Clegg, The Knife, Kongol-ol Ondar, Limp Bizkit, Living Colour, Maroon 5, The Mars Volta, MC Hammer, Maynerd Ferguson, Motley Crue, Pantera, Peeping Tom, Petey Pablo, Pink, The Pretenders, Rahzel, The Real Group, Richard Cheese, Santana, Stevie Wonder, t.A.T.u., Weather Report, Evanesence, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Will Smith, Paul & Storm, Power Salad, Kool & The Gang, The Sugar Hill Gang, The KLF, Petey Pablo, Rahzel, Digital Underground, Borialis, Chet Atkins, Angelique Kidjo, Al Jarreau, Avril Lavigne, Backstreet Boys, 4 Way Street, Bowling for Soup, Camp Lo, Celia Cruz, Dave Brubeck, Justin Timberlake, Johnny Clegg & Savuka, Matisyahu, The Pharcyde, Timbaland, Tito Puente, Royal Crown Revue, Tay Zonday, Ohio Players, and Primus, just to name a few.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Dickies.

Milk.

Food.

My phone.

The internet.

My glasses.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Looking for work, but I try to get out sometimes.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Yes...I admit...I play World of Warcraft, and I'll tell you all about my level 70 warlock if you ask.

You should message me if Propose an edit

If you want to, I guess. I could be all like "You should message me if you like sardines, want to play professional polo, and enjoy cheese served with small cooked woodland creatures." But really, it all comes down to whether or not you think I'm worth messaging. If so, by all means please do. If you don't think I'm worth messaging, too bad for you. You're missing out on one hell of a friend.

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