Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
IF YOU MESSAGE ME AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T READ MY PROFILE OR YOU
DID AND YOU'RE IGNORING MY PREFERENCES, INCLUDING THE "I'M LOOKING
FOR SECTION" I WILL CALL YOU OUT ON YOUR SHITTY BEHAVIOR. If you
can respect what I say in my profile, how will you respect me in
Raging feminist bitch, trying to turn into a weekend vagabond and
actively working on making my life into a Minus the Bear song -- at
least one of the ones that doesn't mention blow.
But mostly I'm here for new friends, new experiences, etc.
I'm in an open relationship, still testing out the waters of
consensual nonmonogamy, though we rarely ever take advantage of it.
Seriously, I'm here for new friends. I get sooooo lonely :P.
I'm not going to have a threesome with you, and don't worry, I'm
not trying to find someone to join us for one either.
And to answer the inevitable question, it works just like a
monogamous relationship, just with more open communication and
possibly oversharing than average.
I like hiking, grilled cheese sandwiches and evolution. Also,
listing things in threes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making sure you don't get ebola. Seriously.
Spending all my free time enjoying live music.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Faking it at karaoke. Cooking salmon so the skin is super crispy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm loud, opinionated and I curse like a sailor. Strangers call me
feisty. I'm also probably smarter than you. Don't take this as a
challenge, I'm stating this as a statistical fact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This stuff is pretty irrelevant, but I'd like to think I have good
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Fucking food truck tacos
2. Spotify premium
3. Running shoes, maybe
5. My cat, Om Nom Chompsky (name that linguist!)
6. Hazelnut coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If spending the weekend camping is financially/logistically
How I honestly and earnestly believe that human beings are hard
wired for compassion, and that if you have the ability to do
anything to make the world a better place, you should. It could be
something as small as smiling at strangers, or profound as creating
something beautiful. Everyone has a story just as complicated and
unique as yours, and I think a lot of societies woes would be
solved if everyone just took the time to remember that sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably watching some local indie bands kill it in obscurity.
Possibly sleeping early to make it to get up and go hiking the next
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For someone who's ostensibly interested in infectious disease
epidemiology, I certainly eat a lot of raw cookie dough.
I talk big, but deep down I'm a huge softly with a large appetite
for human connection.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't secretly a reptilian or a republican.
You'd totally be willing to teach me how to surf.
You aren't going to call me sweet.
You are a kind, optimistic and interesting human being.
If your profile mostly talks about how good you are in bed, I'm
going to believe that you usually come in ten seconds, refuse to
reciprocate oral sex, and that you have weird looking genitallia.
If you dont have a picture of your face on here, I'm going to
assume you look like the weird love child of a genetic threeway
between Steve Buscemi, Ron Jeremy, and Susan Boyle. I'm also not
looking for sugar daddies or to be your midlife crisis. Take your
cheatin' ass elsewhere.
Who are you looking for?
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