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ThunderClatter

25 Los Angeles, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:34pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Raging feminist bitch, trying to turn into a weekend vagabond and actively working on making my life into a Minus the Bear song -- at least one of the ones that doesn't mention blow.

But mostly I'm here for new friends, new experiences, etc. I'm in an open relationship, still testing out the waters of consensual nonmonogamy. I'm not going to have a threesome with you, and don't worry, I'm not trying to find someone to join us for one either.
And to answer the inevitable question, it works just like a monogamous relationship, just with more open communication and possibly oversharing than average.

I like hiking, grilled cheese sandwiches and evolution. Also, listing things in threes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making sure you don't get ebola. Seriously.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Faking it at karaoke. Cooking salmon so the skin is super crispy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm loud, opinionated and I curse like a sailor. Strangers call me feisty. I'm also probably smarter than you. Don't take this as a challenge, I'm stating this as a statistical fact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This stuff is pretty irrelevant, but I'd like to think I have good taste.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Fucking food truck tacos
2. Spotify premium
3. Running shoes, maybe
4. Sunshine
5. My cat, Om Nom Chompsky (name that linguist!)
6. Hazelnut coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If spending the weekend camping is financially/logistically feasible.

How I honestly and earnestly believe that human beings are hard wired for compassion, and that if you have the ability to do anything to make the world a better place, you should. It could be something as small as smiling at strangers, or profound as creating something beautiful. Everyone has a story just as complicated and unique as yours, and I think a lot of societies woes would be solved if everyone just took the time to remember that sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably watching some local indie bands kill it in obscurity. Possibly sleeping early to make it to get up and go hiking the next morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For someone who's ostensibly interested in infectious disease epidemiology, I certainly eat a lot of raw cookie dough.

I talk big, but deep down I'm a huge softly with a large appetite for human connection.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't secretly a reptilian or a republican.

You'd totally be willing to teach me how to surf.

You aren't going to call me sweet.

You are a kind, optimistic and interesting human being.

If your profile mostly talks about how good you are in bed, I'm going to believe that you usually come in ten seconds, refuse to reciprocate oral sex, and that you have weird looking genitallia. If you dont have a picture of your face on here, I'm going to assume you look like the weird love child of a genetic threeway between Steve Buscemi, Ron Jeremy, and Susan Boyle. I'm also not looking for sugar daddies or to be your midlife crisis. Take your cheatin' ass elsewhere.