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53 M Littleton, CO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:45am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm an undercover agent who routinely saves the world but yet is strangely prone to flights of fancy where I imagine I'm just an ordinary guy looking for a date along with the perfect cure for encroaching baldness.

I am quaffable, stupendous, and humble.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a freelance video producer, director and writer. It sounds much more impressive than it really is, though I do get to learn about amazing things that I might never have known otherwise. I just finished a series of videos for PetAid, an animal hospital that helps people who can't afford vet care... and a TV show on Fox Saturday mornings called "Million Dollar Butterflies" that teaches kids about business. I've made marketing videos and commercials for tons of interesting companies, from equine therapy ranches to the Melting Pot Restaurant. I've also made a few cheesy movies and I’ve also written some books (non-fiction). I love to read, to cook, and I even clean up after myself (I loves me a cleaned kitchen!).
I’m really good at
Being clumsy, nerdism, running into things, cooking, verbal archery, and finding comedy just about anywhere. I make great Italian food, too!
The first things people usually notice about me
It depends how I enter the room. I guess my butt, if I walked in backward. Or my sexy big forehead, when I walk in forward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many books to mention. Anything by David Sedaris, Steve Martin, or Nick Hornby. Currently reading the Artemis Fowl series by Colfer and loved Westerfield's "Uglies", "Pretties" etc. 'cause I'm writing a screenplay about high school boys. Just read "Shutter Island" and I hate to ruin it for you, but the talking apes are from Earth in the future.

At the gym I listen to mysteries, like Robert Crais, Craig Johnson, Robert Parker, and non-fiction like Simon Sinek and Malcom Gladwell.

Movies: again, too many faves to mention. My top fave is “Casablanca,” which had it's funny moments. “Monty Python” films, “Anchorman,” “40 Year Old Virgin,” “Airplane,” anything by Mel Brooks, etc. Currently the funniest stuff is on TV: "30 Rock," "Community," "The Office," "Family Guy," "Always Sunny in Philadelphia," etc. I watch most things online so I haven't watched "Glee" yet.

Music: Show tunes! Okay, kidding on that one. Is there country rap yet? I don’t like much new music unless it has great lyrics or lots of acoustic guitars (I play so I appreciate a nice guitar song).

Food: I love to cook, it’s my hobby, and going to ethnic food markets is my idea of a good time! I love Asian, Indian (okay, that’s technically Asia, but c’mon), Italian, Latin, and Greek.
The six things I could never do without
More chocolate
A gas stove (electric stoves SUCK)
Good scotch
My imagination
Much more chocolate
Hmm, I think that's more than six things...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My writing. Whether it’s a screenplay or a book, I think about it – then I write it. And, of course, I think about why cats have names. They only come when called if there's food attached to my hand.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unfortunately, working -- the bane of single life and self-employment. Hence the reason I'm trying to meet women on this website, to rescue me from my workoholic life! Though I might bust a move and watch a DVD or spend time with my married friends who have kids and wish they were single. Is anybody ever really happy? Besides my roommate's dogs?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I leave the toilet seat down. Yes, I'm housebroken.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 40–56
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like men... you are single, meaning that you are completely out of your previous relationship (I understand about dealing with exes but only in terms of the kids)... you like to laugh and don't take things too seriously... you keep yourself in good shape... you like to do some outdoorsy things... and if you'll let me cook for you.

Also... I'm not a sports fan though I understand many women are, I'm just not into watching sports (I'd rather play them).

The facial hair: it seems there are women on both sides of the beard divide. Currently I'm clean-shaven but if you're into beards I can push hard and grow one in like five minutes.

Religion: I have friends of many faiths and I respect them all. I just don't want to date anyone who's "very serious" about any particular faith. I'm a recovering Catholic so whatever faith you may be, I can respect that. I just prefer to keep all that spiritual stuff relatively private.