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ThymeSplitter4

27 M Amherst, MA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born in Providence, RI and lived there until I was six. I then moved to Foxboro, MA and spent most of my life there until I moved out to Amherst to go to school.

I'm currently a student at UMass Amherst (don't ask what year, it's complicated) as an Anthropology/Archaeology major. I may alos be doubling my major to either Classics or History, focusing in the Ancient world.

For those of you who care, I am a Virgo, and apparently VERY Virgo. I'm not so Astrology-savvy, nor do I hold a strong belief in it, but it certainly is something fun to think about (as notated to the right of this little summary).

I'm not too great at talking about myself online so this profile will certainly need some improvement. I'm working on it.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm attending UMass Amherst. I work on campus, as well as in the a canvassing office in Amherst Center. I plan on being in school for a very long time, as I hope to pursue a PhD in Archaeology.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-cooking
-music (trumpet and singing mainly)
-voices
-remembering what the doormouse said
-not being able to list things very well
-making beef jerky
-you should SEE my rpg characters (the vidya game, kind)
The first things people usually notice about me
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You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything by Neil Gaiman, Harry Potter, Calvin & Hobbes (I have more but I don't feel like listing them right now)
Films: not horror
Shows: Breaking Bad, James May's Road Trip, Dr. Who, Boardwalk Empire, Trailer Park Boys, Dexter, The Inbetweeners, Top Gear, South Park, Modern Marvels, Game of Thrones
Vittles: I grew up eating pretty much everything that has a restaurant or a cookbook dedicated to it, and many things that don't. Folks raised me on organic and home-cooked before it was cool. Eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Music (cliché, I know. Still, I am a musician after all)
-Fine cuisine
-Sunlight
-Tha intarnets (wikipedia and reddit mostly)
-Human interaction
-Me jolly grog
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
awake for a long time
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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-You are sick of the toxic political atmosphere that this country has fallen into
-You can point out the subtle (or not so) differences between the following: your, you're, there, their, they're, it's, its (and so on)
-You think for yourself
-"Rationality" is an idea that you are intimately familiar with
-you know when the narwhal bacons (optional)