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30 Cornwall, Ontario, CA Man


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Last online
Nov 25
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Not at all
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Well, to start with, I'm a geek. I like comics, particularly X-Men. I like Star Trek and Star Wars (I prefer Trek, though). I like writing, even if I'm not that great at it. I like arguing, as long as it's respectful. I'm quiet and uncomfortable in groups, and do much better with fewer people. I'm pretty laid-back, and try to be easy to get along with. I like to think I'm a good listener, and I've been told I'm funny. I'm not at all adventurous, and prefer to stay in over going out. And I love cats.

Beyond being a quiet, shy, cat-loving geek, there's not much to know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just finished a Library and Information Technician program at Algonquin College. So now I'm looking for a job. So, if you have any leads, that'd be pretty great. In the meantime, I just started as a cashier at Wal-Mart.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm not sure. Maybe writing. I've been told I'm a pretty good writer. Not that I do a lot of it. And I like to think I'm a pretty good listener. And people tell me I'm funny. But I guess everyone thinks they're funny, so that's probably meaningless. I mean, really, who's going to say, "No, I'm not particularly funny." It's not like I could make money at it or anything, but I make the occasional funny remark. Being "nice" is similarly meaningless. Most people are "nice." Some people take pride in being jerks, but not many. I'm sure 9 out 10 people think they're "nice."

I'm also pretty good at going on long, random, meaningless rants. Clearly.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know. Probably that I have long hair, usually. I got it cut a little while ago, before I took that picture up there. It still hasn't really grown back. For now, no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Comics. Specifically, Marvel comics. Books on ancient history, particularly the works of Will Durant. The Xanth series. Jane Austen. Moby Dick, oddly. There's also a handful of webcomics I read.

TV: The Daily Show. Futurama. Clone High. Star Trek: The Next Generation. Cowboy Bebop. Sailor Moon. And My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Because I'm a 30-year-old man, so why wouldn't I be watching My Little Pony. Fluttershy is best pony.

Movies: Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Spirited Away, Office Space, Dumb & Dumber, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.

Music: Indie rock. Especially the Heartless Bastards. Regina Spektor, the Long Blondes, Kate Nash, Band of Skulls, Hawksley Workman, Metric, Portugal. The Man, Portishead, Pete and the Pirates, Laura Marling, Ting Tings.

Food: Meat and potatoes.

Video games: Mass Effect, Chrono Trigger, Mario, SNES-era Final Fantasy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computer, Internet, music, comics, the letter 'E', and a sixth thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I guess I spend a fair bit of time thinking about how awesome a time we live in. We can actually look at pictures of baby stars. How incredible is that? Pretty frigging incredible, that's how incredible it is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting on the computer. Reading comics, writing, that sort of thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Anything. I will admit anything when asked. I think farts are funny, does that count?
You should message me if
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Please do message me. I'm sure I'd love to get to know you. I can guarantee that if you message me, I will reply. Even if you're not looking for anything serious, I'm always up for being friends with people.

Also, it'd be best if you find farts funny. It might be awkward if you don't. Because I don't really feel like having to hold them in.