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Ticimte

40 M Plover, WI

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So how am I suppose to fill this little box to sum myself up when all the good words have been used already? I'm just mainly looking for someone to waste time with and keep each other entertained. I'm a recovering foodie and find that if I stay busy I don't miss it so much. I'm not looking for my next ex wife, but if I happen to stubble across someone that would fit the bill great.

Anyway, I have a strange sense of humor, just like everyone else. Or maybe I don't. There are many things that I enjoy, my kitties, my guitars, taking photographs, working on anything mechanical, watching people, watching the world go by, riding motorcycle, and fishing. God this is getting repetitive. Sometimes I even like to go to the bar and make an ass of myself.

I tend to be very spastic and change my mind frequently about things that aren't important. The things that matter, you better have a compelling argument if you want to change my opinion. I tend to be shy at first, but get over it quite quickly. Most of the time I enjoy being in control of most situations, therefor the BDSM type of relationships tend to work best for me. Not saying that I would pass up vanilla for the right person.

I'm at a point in my life where I don't really need the hassle of people that can't be honest about what they want, or who they are. I know that we all have our flaws and are a little bit crazy, I'm just looking for the same crazy as me.

I am hilarious, intellectual, and twisted
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My life at this moment revolves around keeping myself busy. Usually riding the motorcycle, playing guitar, listening to any live music that I can find, having coffee with friends, finding cool new places that I haven't been and fishing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh, usually at me.

Finding inventive ways to waste time.

And after I find those, I'm good at getting myself out of the trouble I got into.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wouldn't know, I spend most of my time trying to slip below peoples radar. I don't care to be pigeon holed into a definable category. So if you don't notice me, I can be whatever I want.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: R.A. Salvatore. Stephen King. Dean Koontz. James Butler. Hell, I'll read almost anything. Including instruction manuals.

Movies: Better off Dead, High Fidelity, Grosse Point Blank. Notice any theme here? Most of the Kevin Smith films. Anything kinda campy, horror, comic book based, or scifi.

Music: Anything. I can listen to anything and when I put the iPod on shuffle, LOOK OUT! almost any genre could be played next.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Every time that I try and come up with something that at some point I couldn't live without, the only thing that I know I could be without is family. Be it the family that I chose or the one that brought me into this world.

My kitties would be a close second.

That's all, the rest of the material stuff comes and goes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people do what they do. I tend to like watching people and trying to figure out what motivates and drives them. People are strange, cruel, and petty. But they can be just the opposite when given the right catalyst. Why is that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging at my house, playing with the cats, playing video games, or strumming the guitar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like Cheez! Not just cheese, but Cheez!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have something interesting that you want to talk about, something in common with me, nothing in common with me. You want to hang out and find new and creative ways to waste time doing something fun. Or you're bored and just want to talk.