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Tiesandtattoos

36 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Aug 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I suppose I should update this eh? I'm back to the site after a couple "normal" dating attempts. I'm a quirky and highly energetic guy, I like to do more than think and I'm coordinated enough to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time! I like to enjoy life, I'm a roller skating fanatic and I belong to the Minnesota Men's Roller Derby league. I ran in the Tough Mudder last year (It's like a giant obstacle course, aka a giant muddy playground for adults). I've got a very teasing and sarcastic humor, and I believe PDA should be celebrated not shunned.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've got one main job and two part time jobs. One of them involves making balloon animals and doing magic tricks. One of them I get to wear skates all shift. The final one I process financial things and allows to me to not be one of these horror stories I keep hearing about concerning 30 something year old males still living with their parents.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh with some quality dorky humor. Being confident and a nice guy at the same time. Skating. Always seeing the bright side of things. Kissing.

Oh and finding the best random YouTube videos.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually my eyes, and the fact that I'm almost always smiling or laughing. If that doesn't catch you I'm more than willing to say some really bad jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love to read, R.A. Salvatore and Dan Abnett being my favorite authors. Looking at one of my several bookshelves I have some fantasy books, Creating web pages for dummies, a college level Chemistry book, how to speak German, and a speed reading course just to name a few.

I used to run movie stores back in the day, and I'll never have a problem snuggling up for a movie. I'm a big fan of goofy comedies, kind of a given if you've read about my personality, but I was a theater major back in college so the musical turned big screens are always a plus. Drama is probably my least watched genre, however I did watch Titanic again a few weeks ago so it's not that I cut it out completely.

Music I just like to hear and feel. I'll really listen to any kind of music and I'm not the kind of person that can tell you who the third grade teach was of the lead singer of (X) band. I like something with a good beat, something that tosses a little energy and passion into your ears and down your spine. I also like something mellow that you can just close you eyes and move with, or something different that I haven't heard before

This is Minnesota, anyone who says they don't love food is a liar! I'm big on oriental food, I love fruits, and I've been to more great restaurants than I can count. I've lived alone for years now, so my cooking skills are not quite up to par if you're looking for that romantic dinner that isn't burned, but I know 6 awesome places within a couple miles to take you to; my treat! It's a goal of mine to visit every restaurant in the cities at some point.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People, I like to people watch and people add variety into life.
My cats, they're my fur babies and I wake up with them every morning.
Air, you have to admit air is pretty great.
Passion, there is nothing that makes life worth living more than having a strong sense of passion in your life.
Humor, being happy is a choice not an action. Choose to be happy and badda bing badda boom.
Companionship, I've spent the last couple years really focusing on my career and my friends. I've come to realize that I really do enjoy having that touchy snuggly person in my life; so it's time to find her.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I like to go over theoretical arguments in my head to see how many different ways a topic can branch off, what kind of questions and answers I can come up with, and how to handle those questions and answers. People are always a great topic, what makes humans act the way they do, and if we're the same species then why if you ask 1,000 people the same question you'll get 1,000 different answers..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably skating, with the weather deciding if it's indoors or out. I could be out on the town. I could be over at a friend's. Pretty rarely I'm home, unless it's to spend it with someone I like to be home alone with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually not very private at all, I'm willing to talk about whatever topic you'd like. My past? Like a soap opera, let me get you a drink first. My dreams? They're awesome, let me get some popcorn. Sex? Oh please, everyone wants to ask about that topic.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for someone who likes to have fun in his life, interesting in skating or learning how to, if your friends love you because you're a smartass. If you think you have a better bad joke than me.