Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! I'm Tiffany. I'm 25, finished my MA in the Humanities at
UChicago last year, and I have a BA in English with a minor in
Chemistry. Basically, I like words and explosions. I'm a total bro;
I love superheroes, Star Wars, and the gym. I absolutely love
reading poetry, or reading anything for that matter, and I write
poetry as well. I'm just a pretty chill person. I'd be equally
happy to play in the mud or to have a rousing philosophical debate.
Both at the same time would also be acceptable.
I'm really into personal health. I live a mostly plant-based
lifestyle, and I lift and practice yoga. I couldn't be with someone
who didn't think it was important to take care of their body.
I love to sing, act, dance, write, and play music (guitar, piano,
and bass, and I'm learning the harmonica). I've been in bands
briefly, never seriously, but I really miss the band dynamic.
I like to consider myself a mixture between Kerouac and Ke$ha. Just
let that one soak in a little bit.
What I’m doing with my life
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In a state of flux at the moment. Ask me again in a month.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Alphabetizing, balancing chemical equations, climbing things,
diagramming sentences, drinking coffee, face massages, making
smoothies, making to-do lists, reading, Robot Unicorn Attack,
The first things people usually notice about me
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Sometimes I dress like Pat Benatar.
And I tend to sing in public, when it's probably not totally
appropriate to do so.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Woah, this is a loaded question. Okay...top 3's, ready?
Books: Grendel, 1984, Collected Poems of Allen Ginsberg
Movies: The Fall, The Breakfast Club, Fight Club
Shows: Doctor Who, Skins U.K., Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Music (on the day I wrote this...some Tuesday): White Stripes,
Billie Holiday, Led Zeppelin
Food: watermelon, potatoes in any form, green bean casserole
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sunshine. Smoothies. Books. Dry-erase boards. Fire. Friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Literature and Chemistry. Why Harry Potter couldn't see thestrals
all along if he saw his mother die as a baby. How a modern
psychologist would diagnose popular literary figures. Why people
don't think P!nk is beautiful because she has incredible muscles.
What it would take for me to get muscles like P!nk. Why scientists
have such horrific grammar. Why people ever really like mustaches.
Why people can't evolve to not have hair in all of the pesky places
we have to shave...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It often ends with me, drunk on a bicycle, singing loudly and
riding around Logan Square aimlessly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been pulled over multiple times for drunk driving when I was
entirely sober, because I became really involved in talking to
myself in the rear-view mirror...
You should message me if
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You think I'm neat and you are also neat.
You know how to do acro-yoga or can swing dance.
You can teach me how to fight.
You want to start a band.
You have a puppy that I can play with.
You want to find groupons for things like rollerskating, boat
rides, extreme trampolines, or pole-dancing classes...and then do
You should not message me if you have a kid, are out of my age
range, are bigoted in any way, don't actually live in Chicago, love
your cat too much, are a Republican, or just want to sex me up. No
You should definitely message me if you have a tattoo of Donatello,
the Ninja Turtle, anywhere on your body...or Donatello, the
Renaissance artist...that would be pretty cool too.
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