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25 Chicago, IL Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:33pm
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hi! I'm Tiffany. I'm 25, just finished my MA in the Humanities at UChicago, and I have a BA in English with a minor in Chemistry. Basically, I like words and explosions. I'm a total bro; I love superheroes, Star Wars, and the gym. I absolutely love reading poetry, or reading anything for that matter, and I write poetry as well. I really don't know what to say on here, I'm just a pretty chill person. I'd be equally happy to play in the mud or to have a rousing philosophical debate. Both at the same time would also be acceptable.
I'm really into personal health. I live a mostly plant-based lifestyle, and I lift and practice yoga. I couldn't be with someone who didn't think it was important to take care of their body.
I love to sing, act, dance, write, and play music (guitar, piano, and bass). I've been in bands briefly, never seriously, but I really miss the band dynamic. I'm also a sucker for musicians.
I like to consider myself a mixture between Shakespeare and Ke$ha. Just let that one soak in a little bit.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just finished my Master's at UChicago in Poetry. Right now, I'm managing the community outreach program for a professional dance company, as well as working at a coffee shop because my big girl job doesn't quite pay the bills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Alphabetizing, balancing chemical equations, climbing things, diagramming sentences, drinking coffee, face massages, making smoothies, making to-do lists, reading, Robot Unicorn Attack, sleeping, snuggling...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Sometimes I dress like Pat Benatar.
And I tend to sing in public, when it's probably not totally appropriate to do so.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Woah, this is a loaded question. 3's, ready?
Books: Grendel, 1984, Collected Poems of Allen Ginsberg
Movies: The Fall, The Breakfast Club, Fight Club
Shows: Doctor Who, Skins U.K., Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Music (genres): late 60's/early 70's era classic rock, Folk/Indie music, Post-hardcore
Food: watermelon, potatoes in any form, green bean casserole
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sunshine. Smoothies. Books. Dry-erase boards. Leggings. Friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Literature and Chemistry. Why Harry Potter couldn't see thestrals all along if he saw his mother die as a baby. If love is really just a reaction between particularly complementary pheromones. How a modern psychologist would diagnose popular literary figures. Why people don't think P!nk is beautiful because she has incredible muscles. What it would take for me to get muscles like P!nk. Why scientists have such horrific grammar. Why people ever really like mustaches. Why people can't evolve to not have hair in all of the pesky places we have to shave...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not sure I have a typical Friday night. I might be out at a bar/show/whatever with friends, or I might be working, or I might be staying at home to watch Netflix in bed or play Mario Party. You never know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been pulled over multiple times for drunk driving when I was entirely sober, because I became really involved in talking to myself in the rear-view mirror...
You should message me if
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You think I'm neat and you are also neat.
You know how to do acro-yoga or can swing dance.
You can teach me how to fight. (boxing or martial arts)
You want to find groupons for things like rollerskating, boat rides, extreme trampolines, or pole-dancing classes...and then do those things.
You should not message me if you're just going to hate on Aquaman. That's simply unnecessary.
Also, if you have a kid, have terrible grammar/spelling, are over thirty, are bigoted in any way, think it's acceptable to write "u" for "you," don't actually live in Chicago, or just want to sex me up, I am not interested.
You should definitely message me if you have a tattoo of Donatello, the Ninja Turtle, anywhere on your body...or Donatello, the Renaissance artist...that would be pretty cool too.