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24 F Chicago, IL

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5′ 2″ (1.57m)
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Mostly vegan
Working on masters program
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Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hi! I'm Tiffany. I'm 24, a current graduate student of the Humanities at UChicago, and I have a BA in English with a minor in Chemistry. Basically, I like words and explosions. I'm a total bro; I love superheroes, Star Wars, and the gym. I absolutely love reading poetry, or reading anything for that matter, and I write poetry as well. I really don't know what to say on here, I'm just a pretty chill person. I'd be equally happy to play in the mud or to have a rousing philosophical debate. Both at the same time would also be acceptable. Side note: don't message me unless your grammar is impeccable. I'm never violent, but I'm extremely proficient at threats.
I'm really into personal health. I live a mostly plant-based lifestyle, and I run, lift, and practice yoga. I couldn't be with someone who didn't think it was important to take care of their body.
I love to sing, act, dance, write, and play music (guitar, piano, and bass). I've been in bands briefly, never seriously, but I really miss the band dynamic. I'm also a sucker for musicians.
I like to consider myself a mixture between Shakespeare and Ke$ha. Just let that one soak in a little bit.
What I’m doing with my life
Left a job choreographing and directing children's theatre in TN to move up to Chicago for graduate school. Getting my MA in Poetry. After that, I'm looking at doing some kind of work in theatre...still looking.
I’m really good at
Alphabetizing, balancing chemical equations, climbing things, diagramming sentences, drinking coffee, face massages, making smoothies, making to-do lists, reading, Robot Unicorn Attack, sleeping, snuggling...
The first things people usually notice about me
Sometimes I dress like Pat Benatar.
And I tend to sing in public, when it's probably not totally appropriate to do so.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Woah, this is a loaded question. 3's, ready?
Books: Grendel, 1984, Collected Poems of Allen Ginsberg
Movies: The Fall, The Breakfast Club, Fight Club
Shows: Doctor Who, Skins U.K., Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Music (genres): late 60's/early 70's era classic rock, Folk/Indie music, Post-hardcore
Food: watermelon, macaroni and (vegan) cheese, green bean casserole
The six things I could never do without
Sunshine. Smoothies. Books. Dry-erase boards. Leggings. Friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Literature and Chemistry. Why Harry Potter couldn't see thestrals all along if he saw his mother die as a baby. If love is really just a reaction between particularly complementary pheromones. How a modern psychologist would diagnose popular literary figures. Why people don't think P!nk is beautiful because she has incredible muscles. What it would take for me to get muscles like P!nk. Why scientists have such horrific grammar. Why people ever really like mustaches. Why people can't evolve to not have hair in all of the pesky places we have to shave...
On a typical Friday night I am
Right now? Usually sitting around wishing I were going out, but not going out because I need to work on my thesis...but then also not working on my thesis because I want to go out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been pulled over multiple times for drunk driving when I was entirely sober, because I became really involved in talking to myself in the rear-view mirror...
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You think I'm neat and you are also neat.
You know how to do acro-yoga or can swing dance.
You should not message me if you're just going to hate on Aquaman. That's simply unnecessary.
Also, if you have a kid, have terrible grammar/spelling, are over thirty, are bigoted in any way, think it's acceptable to write "u" for "you," don't actually live in Chicago, or just want to sex me up, I am not interested.
You should definitely message me if you have a tattoo of Donatello, the Ninja Turtle, anywhere on your body...or Donatello, the Renaissance artist...that would be pretty cool too.