Hi! I'm Tiffany. I'm 24, a current graduate student at UChicago,
and I have a BA in English with a minor in Chemistry. Basically, I
like words and explosions. I'm a total bro; I love superheroes,
Star Wars, and the gym. I absolutely love reading poetry, or
reading anything for that matter, and I try to write poetry and
short fiction as well. I really don't know what to say on here, I'm
just a pretty chill person. I'd be equally happy to play in the mud
or to have a rousing philosophical debate. Both at the same time
would also be acceptable. Side note: don't message me unless your
grammar is impeccable. I'm never violent, but I'm extremely
proficient at threats.
I'm really into personal health. I'm vegan, and I run, lift, box,
and practice yoga. I couldn't be with someone who didn't think it
was important to take care of their body.
I love to sing, act, dance, write, and play music (guitar, piano,
and bass). I've been in bands briefly, never seriously, but I
really miss the band dynamic. I'm also a sucker for
I like to consider myself a mixture between Shakespeare and Ke$ha.
Just let that one soak in a little bit.