Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

TiffanyRaphaela

25 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! I'm Tiffany. I'm 25, finished my MA in the Humanities at UChicago last year, and I have a BA in English with a minor in Chemistry. Basically, I like words and explosions. I'm a total bro; I love superheroes, Star Wars, and the gym. I absolutely love reading poetry, or reading anything for that matter, and I write poetry as well. I'm just a pretty chill person. I'd be equally happy to play in the mud or to have a rousing philosophical debate. Both at the same time would also be acceptable.
I'm really into personal health. I live a mostly plant-based lifestyle, and I lift and practice yoga. I couldn't be with someone who didn't think it was important to take care of their body.
I love to sing, act, dance, write, and play music (guitar, piano, and bass, and I'm learning the harmonica). I've been in bands briefly, never seriously, but I really miss the band dynamic.
I like to consider myself a mixture between Kerouac and Ke$ha. Just let that one soak in a little bit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In a state of flux at the moment. Ask me again in a month.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Alphabetizing, balancing chemical equations, climbing things, diagramming sentences, drinking coffee, face massages, making smoothies, making to-do lists, reading, Robot Unicorn Attack, sleeping, snuggling...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I dress like Pat Benatar.
And I tend to sing in public, when it's probably not totally appropriate to do so.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Woah, this is a loaded question. Okay...top 3's, ready?
Books: Grendel, 1984, Collected Poems of Allen Ginsberg
Movies: The Fall, The Breakfast Club, Fight Club
Shows: Doctor Who, Skins U.K., Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Music (on the day I wrote this...some Tuesday): White Stripes, Billie Holiday, Led Zeppelin
Food: watermelon, potatoes in any form, green bean casserole
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sunshine. Smoothies. Books. Dry-erase boards. Fire. Friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Literature and Chemistry. Why Harry Potter couldn't see thestrals all along if he saw his mother die as a baby. How a modern psychologist would diagnose popular literary figures. Why people don't think P!nk is beautiful because she has incredible muscles. What it would take for me to get muscles like P!nk. Why scientists have such horrific grammar. Why people ever really like mustaches. Why people can't evolve to not have hair in all of the pesky places we have to shave...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It often ends with me, drunk on a bicycle, singing loudly and riding around Logan Square aimlessly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been pulled over multiple times for drunk driving when I was entirely sober, because I became really involved in talking to myself in the rear-view mirror...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think I'm neat and you are also neat.
You know how to do acro-yoga or can swing dance.
You can teach me how to fight.
You want to start a band.
You have a puppy that I can play with.
You want to find groupons for things like rollerskating, boat rides, extreme trampolines, or pole-dancing classes...and then do those things.
You should not message me if you have a kid, are out of my age range, are bigoted in any way, don't actually live in Chicago, love your cat too much, are a Republican, or just want to sex me up. No thanks.
You should definitely message me if you have a tattoo of Donatello, the Ninja Turtle, anywhere on your body...or Donatello, the Renaissance artist...that would be pretty cool too.