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I feel judged.

You aren't a real patriot unless you're holding a bald eagle. If you're not holding a bald eagle at this very moment, the terrorists have won.

I got his nose.

Travel tip for the uninitiated:If you slip the monks an extra $50 they'll let you do some crazy shit.

3/8/15: Was testing my new lens on my favorite subject and took a break to snap a few of myself.

I'm a photoshop wizard.

A rabbi, Danny Masterson and a unicorn walk into a bar... (Not an actual joke - BUT IT SHOULD BE)

I know it's generally considered crass to include photos with your exes but I thought you should know the yardstick by which you will be measured.

Group shot (for proof humans...sort of... can stand to be around me).