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This is co ed softball so you know I'm athletic and I play well with women.
If you slip the monks an extra $50 they'll let you do some crazy shit.
I'm not sure I can think of a caption weirder than this photo and for that failure, I apologize.
You aren't a real patriot unless you're holding a bald eagle. If you're not holding a bald eagle at this very moment, the terrorists have won.
A rabbi, Danny Masterson and a unicorn walk into a bar... (Not an actual joke - BUT IT WILL BE)
I took his nose.
I know it's generally considered crass to include photos with your exes but I thought you should know the yardstick by which you will be measured.
Group shot (for proof humans...sort of... can stand to be around me).
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