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22 F Portland, OR

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Last Online
Today – 10:02am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
When drinking
Other, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a 1L student at L&C. Southern transplant. Rad Fatty. Angry feminist. Sweet as tea.

I like books, beer, bunnies, and Bohemian Rhapsody. I identify as pansexual, not bisexual. Boo gender binary.

Totes non-monogamous.

Call me pretty and cook me some grits.

Lez b friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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I JUST moved to Portland and am trying to get settled in before I start law school at Lewis and Clark. Queer as Fuck Lawyer at yer service (in 3 years).

Moving stress so hard...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eatin' sunflower seeds.

Oh, and cooking and baking. I make a mean Black Pearl cake. I used to make some great sourdough bread and biscuits, but alas, I left my sourdough starter back in North Carolina. Anybody want to share some? Also, IN NEED OF A KOMBUCHA SCOBY. My lil shroomie buddy is back in my hometown kitchen.

I'm also ridiculously good at traveling. I'm a compact packer and a natural at public transportation. I go to great lengths to not be an obnoxious tourist.

I'm pretty good at finding rabid critters (ask me about Lil Drake).
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a huge fan of William S. Burroughs, Allen Ginsberg (but fuck Jack Kerouac), Irvine Welsh, Roberto Bolano, and Graham Greene. I also have a soft spot for bad lesbian fiction and the Russians.
Currently Reading: The Collected Stories of Lydia Davis

I like movies. A lot. My favorite film is Nowhere. Feel free to argue with me about Gregg Araki's significance in New Queer Cinema, but don't tell me putting Skinny Puppy in a film was the only good thing he ever did. Also, Cassavetes. Also, John Goddam Waters.

SO as far as TV goes I'm really diggin Broad City right now. Also My Mad Fat Diary is the greatest and I will defend Rae Earl with every ounce of my being because she is the fat representation I wish I had seen when I was a fat 17 year old. AHH this show is just so great and I could talk about it forever. Message me if you saw the series 2 finale and we can gush together. Rinn 5evr.

I have hella eclectic taste in music. Basically, let's get together and eat greasy breakfast food while listening to Patsy Cline.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
John Waters films
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Intersectional Feminism, the future, The Future, crayons, Oxford Commas, the significance of dreams, and how goddam beautiful the word bricolage is...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, now that I'm in Portland I guess there will be a lot of exploratory shenanigans.
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I can't whistle. You can't teach me.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
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I'm mostly on here to get acquainted with people in my new place of residence. Oh shit. North Carolina is a long way away.

Wanna grab a beer and talk about bunnies? Message me. Wanna be a sexist creep? Don't message me.

Message me if you want some practice doing tarot readings.

OH! And message me if you have a SCOBY! I got needsss.

Also, if you want to talk about how cool the phrase "desperate euphoria" is.

Let me pet your cats? This is not a euphemism. I just really like cats.