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44 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 39–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

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Yesterday – 7:48pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats

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My self-summary
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Moving through the motions of life with the universe on my side and the moon shining lazily upon me.
I'm lucky.
I'm terrible at math.
I don't understand sarcasm.
I have an amazingly wonderful family and friends who adore me.
I find the good in people.
I get giddy around kind, people.
I'm a nurturer.
I'm creative and extremely visual.
I like appropriate shoes with ones attire.
If I buy a lottery ticket I assume I'll win, every single time!
I don't lie because I'm terrible at it.
I enjoy dark, intense, thought provoking movies.
I sew.
I'm [sometimes] active but lucky in shape.
I am sensual and appreciate a partner comfortable with themselves in the bedroom.
I'm more kind to those in the customer service industry than most.
I never forget to say, please & thank you.
I don't like crossing the street unless I'm at a corner.
I like hand holding.
I trust people.
I am pheromone driven, not cologne driven.
Everybody wishes love - I do too.
I cry sometimes, because I'm human.
I'm 50% shy and 50% completely the opposite - total weirdo.

....:::: If you're in your 20s, no doubt you're gorgeous and I love you, but I'm just not sure dating you is a good decision::::....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Striving to keep a contant state of happy.
Working at a not for profit, fulfilling job .
Occasionally wearing false eye lashes.
Being there for friends in need.
Always looking out for others.
Living in the moment.
Building my 401K.
Loving animals.
Sewing things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking in people's eyes when they talk.
Letting people I love, know I love them.
Having anxiety over absolutely nothing.
Crafting things from recycled material.
Writing and sending letters snailmail.
Seeing the good in people first.
Telling a good animated story.
Composition in photography.
Complimenting strangers.
Loving my kitty cat.
Giving affection.
Finding money.
Being alone.
Being kind.

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My name. It's Michael.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies - Blue Velvet, Happiness, Delicatessen, Mary & Max.
Books - Massive picture books of photography and art.
Music - Down tempo. Female artists. Lounge & Cocktail vinyl.
Food - Milk with peanut butter & Jelly. Coconut bits. Hard candy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food - my body would shrivel
Water - my body would thirst
Sun - we all would not exist
Heart - um, yeah, am I making a point here and do we all agree this is the stupidest question ever?
I'll bite -
Healthy mind.
Mom and Dad.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The happiness of others.
Why my cat is never satisfied with the amount of love and attention I give her.
Why do some people walk like they are trying to catch up with their head?
Why are some people so mean?
Why do we pigeon hole ourselves into existing a life driven by what society sells us?
Is that chicken breast in my freezer still good?
Does my neighbor know how loud he is when he fucks?
This coffee is so good.
Should I buy the cheaper toilet paper?
How many people visited my okc profile today?
Is that scratch new on my car?
Did he mean to wear those shoes with that outfit?
Where's my lip balm?
What does that personalized license plate even mean?
Should I buy those shoes?
Is he going to pick up after his dog?
Don't text and drive you moron!
Why didn't he smile back at me?
Gee this air smells so fresh and crisp.
Whew, that was a close call.
I should really pay for Pandora to rid those dreadful commercials.
Why do some people hate the word 'moist'?
I should go to the gym more.
Kindness can change the world.
Should I tell him his zipper is down?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coming home from work and entertaining my cat with string and stuffed mice. Eating a meal. Reading a book. Taking a bath. Watching a netflix movie. Calling my mother. Crafting/Sewing.
That is a completely accurate outline of my Fridays for the past 4 - 6 months.
You can sprinkle in an after work dinner with a friend here and there or going out of town all together but my Friday nights are pretty much an evening that ends the work week, all destined for relaxation.

Happy Friday evenings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love deeply.

Oh, and I fart in the morning.
You should message me if
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You're kind.
You're creative.
You like yourself.
You are disgustingly handsome and just have to have me on your arm for an evening out.