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Tim-77

32 / M / straight / Single

Bellevue, Washington

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Aries but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am sharp, odd, and happy.

My Self-Summary

I suppose the easiest way to summarize myself is to say I like thinking about problems and ideas. Once a question pops into my head it will stay there until a satisfactory answer is obtained or a more interesting question takes it place.

Most people would call me a creative person after getting to know me and certainly after getting to know what I do for a living. I approach what I do as applied ingenuity so I tend not to come up as a creative type in most little tests. If the tests would just ask if your creations make millions of people smile I would fair better.

What I’m doing with my life

Recently I decide to roll the dice on being part of a startup company. On the money side I often seem to take the approach against the current flow. Most people are flying to safety right now so I am taking risk.

I’m really good at

I am reasonably good at turning Lego into war machines for launching sieges on my coworkers.

The first things people usually notice about me

I have never asked them. When you are planning on being an Evil Overlord ruling through terror you can forget to ask these things. Next time I am crushing some population under my heel I will try and remember to ask... no really I will.

You could translate that into my sense of humor is odd but I at least find it funny.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I am bound and determined to have this look different then everyone elses. So I am going to make it into a word search game. Even if okCupid's format makes it nearly impssible to use I think it is worth a try.

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The words:
Full Metal Jacket, Jaws, South Park, Sin City, Starwars, Blade Runner, Bon Jovi, Feakonomics, The Hobbit, Dune, Scotch, Steak, Cheesecake, GunsNRoses

The six things I could never do without

the numbers 1-6... on second thought I need 0 more then 6 so 0-5

More seriously
1) family... friends are just people I have chosen to make into family
2) computers... I literally help create worlds in them and I have to admit playing god has advantages
3) problems to solve... my brain does a terrible job if being in idle. It want to work on something
4) lists of arbitrary lengths ... ok, I wasn't able to stay even near serious until six. We all know they wanted 5 but there was a chance of someone filing a lawsuit over 5 so they chose 6.
5) geek humor... if you are mathematically inclined the statement "Mean people suck" becomes funnier to you the higher you are above the mean.
6) the ability to laugh at myself... outside of the absolute knowledge I am the center of the universe I do realize I just a nearly hairless monkey on a ball of rock and water in space.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Problems, I like solving random things that interest me. Most of the time they are mechanical or mathematical in nature. Political and social ones are fun to think about but I can never try the solutions. The testing of feasibility is half the fun... well maybe only 50% of it.

On a typical Friday night I am

Just moved to the area. I don't really have a typical yet.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I mess with my Roomba and I know some people think that is cruel. I think it's a funny robot.

You should message me if

Message me if I haven't scared you off yet with my random sense of humor. You actually want to go out with a nice guy not just say you want to. You want to delve into how odd some one who writes this actually is.