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30 New Haven, CT Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 30
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Your typical New Haven city boy with a potty mouth who drives a like an asshole and who likes dogs, photography, run on sentences and chicken wings.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an Operating Engineer. I build roads, bridges, buildings, like those courageously manly men of the industrial revolution, except with way more high visability colors. I'm proud to don a hardhat during the week so I can put on a nice suit and tie for the weekend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Killing spiders, riding a bike where it's typically unsafe to do so, conversation with strangers (why are east coast people so petrified of this simple act?), hand stands, parallel parking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beardface or my tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Tolkien, Asimov, Tony Gonzales, Neal Stephenson, George R.R. Martin, Jean M. Auel, O'Brien, Steinbeck, the list is endless. I refuse to have cable tv but I do have a reading room.

Movies- Anything Disney and Miyazaki.

Shows- Bitchin Kitchin! (google it.), Top Gear (the real Top Gear, as seen on BBC.) Breaking Bad, of course. No Reservations, Parts Unknown, Orange is the New Black. The usual Netflix roster.

EDM all of a sudden... Country and metal. Wait, no. Forget all that. LIVE music, that's what I love most. Anything live. Dude playing violin in the streets, awesome! Choir singing harmonies, even better. Any form of music performed by individuals with raw talent.

Cuisine- Sushi, Pepe's apizza, Authentic Mexican, hot tea with honey, saki, bourbon, local beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The sun
The ocean
Trader Joe's
A sturdy mountain bike
Vocal harmonies
Red wine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do so many Americans watch football when it's just as easy to watch Rallycross and Formula 1?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exploring this mercilessly dull State, looking for that perfect driving road, hoping the music playing on the radio will synch with the rhythms of the night. Or maybe I'm just catching up with good friends, drinking a hoppy IPA in an Irish pub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am strongly critical of modern film, car culture and what most people find trendy as of late.
You should message me if
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You want to go rock climbing, you own a pair of hiking shoes, or a DSLR, you know of a few good places that serve great beer, you need an oil change, or you have always seen the joy in pretty locations, the humor in life and always strive for new adventures.

Instagram- punchemintheundies (a bounty of shenanigans.)